1. The camera roll on your phone is just selfies of you and your dog.

2. Your best conversations happen with your dog. They are such good listeners! They never interrupt or argue!

3. You justify it when he denies your affections. He must be so tired.

4. You love your dog, even when he refuses to leave you alone.

5. But you worry about your dog when you have to leave him. Is he okay at home? What is he doing right now? I wonder if he's lonely?

6. You celebrate his birthday every year, with party hats and special treats.

7. Your dog owns the furniture, and has his own special spot in the bed.

8. Your dog is your inspiration and personal hero.

9. He is the only Valentine date you'll ever need.

10. Your dog has impeccable manners, taught by yours truly.

11. A social media page is 100 percent necessary. How else is he going to keep in touch with his friends?

12. You follow way too many dog Instagram accounts.

13. You secretly hope that your dog becomes famous like Marnie.

14. You definitely have a favorite breed.

15. You are actually starting to look like your dog.

16. (On a first date) So, haha, tell me more about your dog?

17. You consider your dog to be the ultimate partner in crime.

18. And the best adventure buddy!

19. Even when he gets into trouble, those puppy eyes are your weakness.

20. You will do anything to keep him out of harm.

21. And away from those evil cats.

22. You dress him up in cute costumes like a proud mom.

23. And sometimes they look better in your clothes.

24. You will always treasure his unconditional love.

25. And appreciate his cute cuddles.

26. You have separation anxiety when you leave him..

27. Yet, being apart makes your reunion that much more joyful!

28. In the end, you know that nothing can compare to the love you share with your dog.