- If you touch the metal part of the seatbelt in the middle of summer, you will pretty acquire third-degree burns
- You are either a gator or a Seminole. (Or a bandwagoner)
- Snow days may not exist…but hurricane days do
- Publix subs are better than a Subway sub any day
- Wondering how your hair grows exponentially in size when you step out the door because humidity is a lovely thing
- You know Publix like the back of your hand… have you ever just gone into a Publix that’s not “your Publix” so you just stand there scared and confused
- Anything below 70 = cold
- Sandals are a winter, spring, summer, and fall wardrobe staple
- When it’s hot out and you leave your phone in the sun, your phone overheats
- There are 5 seasons: Hurricane season, football season, love bug season, snowbird season, and summer
- Aloe has been there for you when no one else was after a day at the beach
- Florida is the only state where you need to go North to go South (North, Central, and South Florida are not the same)
- Always wanting a basement
- Best middle school field trips! NASA, theme parks….
- You love A.C. more than life itself
- You’re not easily impressed by just any beach
- It’s not the closest parking spot you’d fight for, it’s the shadiest one
- At some point, you’ve probably gone up north and asked for sweet tea and ended up disappointed
- Gator “tastes like chicken” – every self-proclaimed food critic in Florida
- It’s bizarre that some states don’t have lizards everywhere
- The weather can go from sunny to torrential downpour to hurricane to sunny in the span of 10 minutes
- Touching the steering wheel after your car has been sitting in the sun is agony
- The beach Is fair-game any time of year
- Most of the weird and unusual crimes happen in Florida
- Sunrises and sunsets never get old
- You wouldn’t want to live anywhere else!
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