Whether it be a huge Thursday night pregame, or your roommates 21st birthday, throwing your own party can be super entertaining, and you will most definitely regret it in the morning when you have to clean up last nights mistakes. It's loud, and rowdy, and your uninvited neighbors might hate you. Here are 25 thoughts everyone has while hosting a house party.
1. Well lets hope this isn't awkward.
2. Maybe I'll just hide out in my room and eat.
3. Woah, when did I get this drunk?
4. Oh my god she brought her ex? I thought she was dating Andrew still?
5. Who the f*** invited that dude?
6. Should I go close my bedroom door?
7. Did that bitch just try to steal my lip scrub from the bathroom?
8. Woah, who brought the hot guy?
9. Oh my god, why are there 7 girls in the bathroom, this is not the bar.
10. Did she just yell at me? Wtf this is my apartment.
11. Who put this song on?
12. Wtf why is that random girl using my laptop?
13. *Yells at random people for hanging out in my room*
14. The thought of having to clean this tomorrow morning makes me want to die.
15. He just spilled his entire beer on the floor, how lovely.
16. Like, do we even own a mop though?
17. I don't think this apartment was meant for 50 people but I'm not mad.
18. Shoutout to whoever put Fetty on. You a true playa.
19. Dear god get these people out and take me to the bar.
20. Oh god, that guy is in my bio class.
21. When your friend freaks because you invited the guy she danced with at the bar last weekend.
22. I'm just going to sit on the couch and not care about how gross this place is *soft smiles*
23. Yes. Fight Night by Migos. My heart is happy.
24. Shit! Where are the trash bags?
25. Thank.God.They.All.Left.
The next morning consists of you and your roommates wearing sunglasses, trying not to throw up everywhere, and mopping the floor at least 4 times, trying to rid yourselves of the beer ridden stench that is now your apartment.
Happy drinking!
