For any returning college student, packing is one of the most exciting yet stressful events of the summer. Packing is filled with empty reasons to buy clothes we will never wear and ridiculous items from Bed, Bath and Beyond that have ZERO purpose. Enjoy the 25 thoughts I had when attempting to get ready for college.
1. OK, it's two weeks before I leave. Maybe I should write a list of what I need...
2. Two days before I should leave and I have no idea. I should create a dorm board on Pinterest!
3. What am I doing on Pinterest... I'm neither artsy nor creative.
4. Screw the list and board, I'm walking around Target.
5. Mascara, shampoo, tissues, face wash, ultimate space saver XZ4500, conditioner....wait what?
6. **ends up in clothing area** Ooh I really need new jeans even though I have 10 pairs that look the same!
7. I should really go to Free People or Urban. No I'm going to J. Crew!!
8. I am a broke college student... I don't have that money.
9. I really needed to make that list. Do I need all of this?
10. THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YASS.
11. Wait, I have no time left.
12. Crap, I need food in my room.
13. Ugh, here comes the Sophomore 20.
14. I'm so fat. Why am I shopping for clothes?
15. OK I need to look up gym classes and make a regiment.
16. Soul Cycle, Dana's Hot Yoga, and kickboxing.
17. Diet? Simple... eight almonds a day. Wait, but I love Late Night food.
18. I bet Pinterest has some great workout ideas.
19. Wait... I'm still at Target.
20. Maybe I'll go to Starbucks on my way home.
21. It's right by the nail salon too!
22. I probably burned 200 calories walking around the store.
23. I should go to Lulu and buy a new workout outfit.
24. I haven't bought anything for moving in.
25. Whatever, I'll do it tomorrow.



























