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25 Things I Would Rather Do Than To Listen To Someone Smacking

I will tell you to stop smacking even if I don't know you, and not feel bad about it.

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25 Things I Would Rather Do Than To Listen To Someone Smacking

Over the years I have self-diagnosed myself with misophonia, which is a condition in which negative emotions, thoughts, and physical reactions are triggered by specific sounds. One of the worst to me is to listen to people chew or smack, which is why this article is dedicated to things that I would rather do than to listen to someone smack. If anyone knows me, they know that all of these are so very true!

1. Get my braces back on in college

2. Never eat Chick Fil A again

3. Run a marathon for fun

4. Delete every form of social media

5. Sit in Baton Rouge traffic for hours

6. Live in a dorm room for the rest of my life

7. Punch myself in the face 1,000 times

8. Fail a class (Sorry Mom)

9. Have Facebook remind me of an old ex

10. Lose every pair of matching socks (Cue the OCD)

11. Burn my favorite sweatshirt

12. Take Accounting every semester

13. Crack my iPhone every time I dropped it

14. Go to the dentist

15. Gain the Freshman 15 every year

16. Never watch Netflix again

17. Take the ACT every Saturday

18. Fold a huge stack of clothes

19. Procrastinate studying for finals

20. Get stung by a bee

21. Go back to High School

22. Hit my ankle with a golf club

23. Be Gluten Free for fun

24. Fall down stairs in front of everyone

25. Go to Ole Miss

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