1. You leave your laundry all over the place. You may not even live with him, but half of your wardrobe is scattered at his place.

2. Bobby pins proliferate in the bathroom that you never clean.

3. You're a blanket hog, enough said.

4. You always want to watch "Grey's Anatomy," which leaves no time for any useless show he wants to watch.

5. You don't know what you want to eat until it doesn't matter anymore.

6. Your breath smells like coffee all the time...or is that just me...oops.

7. When he wants to cuddle and nap you want to be in his face.

8. You require more attention and pampering than a two-year-old.

9. Your family is more high maintenance than you.

10. You're a terrible driver and you constantly, accidentally put his life in danger.

11. You want a cute little animal more than life itself.

12. You listen to his music so much he starts to hate it.

13. You fart around him all the time because you're a confident woman and everyone farts.

14. Being carried through the snow is a must.

15. You're a princess.

16. You call him Daddy in the most public places possible.

17. When he takes you out to eat, you order a lot of food and then ask for a box.

18. Play fighting always gets taken to the next level and it's almost always your fault. Sorry, not sorry.

19. You will always eat the last ice cream sandwich. Finders keepers, losers weepers.

21. You put your feet on his dashboard way too much.

22. You can't sit through a movie without poking him in the face.

23. He has to compete with your best friend for your unconditional love, just kidding, you love them both the same...most of the time.

24. Half of your face always ends up on his clothing because you're clingy and want to constantly touch him.

25. You want to be "extra" around his friends and if you're nosy, you know what's going on in his friends' relationships.