Everyone has a certain idea of what they think actually goes on inside a sorority house. Let me clarify it for you, because it is nowhere near as glamorous or dramatic as people may think. Before I joined a sorority I was one of those people, I assumed that everything inside that house was happening in secret and would be the most interesting things to get to know and hear once I joined. Oh, how wrong I was...
1. Do I actually have to put on pants for this?
2. After we have dinner can we order a pizza?
Actually, we should order it now so we can eat it right after dinner.
3.How badly will it screw my life up if I stop studying and take a nap right now?
4. Is there ever a bad time to take naps?
5. Are you going to (insert name of fraternity)s formal yet?
6. TEXTS: Can I wear some of your clothes?
When they finally text you back, "Cool cause I am already at Walmart wearing your sweatpants."
7. Wanna go to Walmart?
8. Do you think meeting is gonna go very long tonight?
9. If I wear a robe, can I wear my pj's to the formal meeting?
10.This person just added me on (insert social media platform) does anyone know them?
11. I don't wanna go alone will you come with me?
12. Why do guys ask why we go places together so often?
13.Wanna watch a movie?
14. Wanna go to Starbucks with me?
15. I have to take this stupid class, has anyone taken it?
Can you help me with it for this entire semester if I buy you Starbucks?
16. Anyone else want to stay up all night watching Harry Potter with me?
17. Ok, we should probably go to (insert event here). They have free food.
18. Right before any event: "I need black shoes size, 6 people, I REPEAT SIZE 6!!! "
I got them for you but only if I can wear your pearl necklace!
19. My closet is your closet, is her closet, is the house's closet.
DURING FINALS
20. 8:00 a.m. "Have you left that table since I saw you there last night?"
21. I'll bring food to study if you bring coffee
22. Did you really think that was enough coffee?
23. Can we go to Starbucks again before the final?
24. We have studied so much we deserve this!
25. Finals are over so begins the start of our extreme separation anxiety from our sisters until break is over...
































