The beauty of the overall college atmosphere is that there are so many clubs and you can always find someone to share common interests with. There's also a really easy ability to start any club you're interested in while at college. Now that we're just about a month into school, here are the clubs I really think we need:
1. Lou's fan club
Sometimes, there are going to be those sad people who don't care what the soup of the day is or if they have kale. It's important to know these things and know who's a dedicated fan.
2. The a capella group for people who can't sing
I can't sing for anything, but I still want my Pitch Perfect scenes.
3. The exercise club for people who still haven't been to the gym yet
GUYS! We can do it. It starts with walking there, which is a workout in and of itself.
4. The dhall extraordinaire club
Does everyone get jealous of your dhall creations? Then this is the place for you-- to meet up with the others that share your pride in utilizing the spice rack.
5. The Instagram famous wannabes
You know who you are. Find the others and go into the woods and pretend you're out on a hike.
6. Firm B1 library fans
Come on, it's the ideal spot in the library.
7. Annoying roommate support group
Do you have the annoying roommate? Are you the annoying roommate? Come to find out creative solutions for all your problems!
8. Mentor program for those with and without a car
Does it always seem like your friends are the ones without cars? Want to buddy up with those with a car to go on off-campus adventures?
9. Dining Dollar Addicts Anonymous
Those 8:15 drinks get expensive. Or, just check out Troy's article on the dining dollar savings guide.
10. Long distance relationship support group
For those of us that need cuddles and someone to go to a movie with when our significant others are far away.
11. Business school majors with no math skills
This is going to be a mass email to all of us marketing concentrations for us to suffer through finance and accounting together.
12. The overinvolved students: otherwise known as Bonner scholars
I would like to give a huge shoutout to every Bonner scholar who somehow manages every activity on top of being a good citizen.
13. Lodge box starter group
Are you a freshman? Or a sophomore who still thinks just one tutu will save you for all lodges? Come to our first meeting where we do bulk orders on metallic leggings, crop tops, lodge shoes, and everything in between.
14. Tall girls who need longer dresses swap
Did you order a dress online that ended up just being a shirt? Or did you order a dress that ended up going to your ankles? Come trade with the tall girls and short girls!
15. Beta Epsilon Delta
When your friends ask you where you're going on Friday night, just tell them you're going to Beta Epsilon Delta and hope they don't put the letters together. And maybe when they do, you'll already be asleep at BED.
16. The only 4 people who have ever used a yellow bike
Come share your stories and struggles. With the other 3 people.
17. Studying abroad--in Richmond!
Join us where we go to Mexico (Mexico's) on Thursday, Italy (Bombolini) on Friday, and Greece (Greek on Cary) on Saturday.
18. Support group for girls struggling with shoulder problems because of heavy tote bags
Complain about the ugliness of backpacks and swap chiropractor information because you REFUSE to carry a backpack around campus.
19. Students Against Aggressive Tabling
You know, I might actually sign your petition or donate to your cause if you weren't yelling at me across Commons.
20. Northerners who constantly wish for colder weather
Have you ever been harassed for calling a beautiful summer day "gross"? Do you get joy out of making fun of people that say 20 degrees is cold? Come celebrate your even colder hearts.
21. Northerners who pretend to be Southerners
On the other hand, if you try to pretend you're the ultimate Southerner, come here to talk about Souther Proper discount codes and the struggles of not knowing what country music is. I promise, I won't tell anyone. But we still know.
22. Pale people who feel personally victimized by the RVA sun
This is for all of us that do enjoy a day at the river, but can't enjoy it without coming back a shade of red.
23. VCU empathizers
I think there might be, like, 2 people in this club, but we'll shun you anyways.
So where's the SpiderFest for these clubs?
