21 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch The Patriots Win The Super Bowl
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21 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch The Patriots Win The Super Bowl

Who else is getting sick of the Patriots?

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21 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch The Patriots Win The Super Bowl
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It happened again this year folks, the greatest day in football (and commercials) has come and gone, and the New England Patriots have won the game again. This year their foes were none other than the Atlanta Falcons.

Once the game officially began the Falcons seemed to have the upper advantage in the first half with a 21-3 lead. For many Falcons fans and Tom Brady haters it seemed like the Falcons were going to win, but the Patriots turned the game around to win Super Bowl LI with a final score of 34-28, upsetting and thrilling many football fans; myself included.

So in light of the most recent events to occur in NFL history, here are some things I would rather do than see the New England Patriots win another super bowl.

1. Wait for MLB Spring Training to start

I prefer baseball to football anyway.

2. Watch Paint Dry

3. Give up chocolate

Never!!

4. Shave my eyebrows

5. Step on legos

Ouch!!

6. Give up potatoes

7. Jump in a puddle with only my socks on

8. Cut my hair short

No, I love my long hair.

9. Have chapped lips for the rest of my life

10. Brush my teeth with sriracha

11. Slip in the tub or shower

12. Be a Philadelphia Eagles fan

Sorry Philly, but I'm a New York girl.

13. Eat a can of sardines

14. Live with no wifi

15. Eat stale popcorn

16. Trip up the stairs

I've already done it once before.

17. Slam my pinky in a car door

18. Eat nothing but plastic for a whole day

19. Get a paper cut

20. Not sleep for 48 hours straight

21. Listen to nothing but children's music for the rest of my life




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