1. When you say you want Dunks to people from outside New England, they have no idea what you’re talking about.
“Dunks. Like Dunkin Donuts.” “Ohhhh.”
2. You ALWAYS watch the Patriots
Maybe it’s just to catch a glimpse of Jimmy G or Edelman without helmets but the Pats always on your TV Sunday afternoons.
3. Doesn’t matter if they are losing big time, you ALWAYS root for the Red Sox
They will always be better than the Yankees
4. Belichick and Brady are right behind God and Jesus
It goes God, Jesus, Belichick, and Brady.
5. You HATE Roger Goodell
You chant it at Bruins games and every time you see lies about "Deflate gate" on TV. GOODELL SUCKS.
6. Iced coffee all day, every day, no matter the weather
Dunks run in the middle of blizzard for iced coffee.
7. You have an intense hatred for Starbucks
Wtf is a venti? I just want a medium iced regular.
8. You have a good laugh when people complain about 40s in November
HA! Remember when is snowed on Halloween?
9. You know there is no possible way that clam chowder has tomatoes in it
Manhattan clam chowder is a myth created by New Yorkers jealous of our sports teams
10. You have never been on a Duck Boat Tour
Hell, you could lead one.
11. You can pronounce Worcester, Leominster, and Scituate correctly
Woo-stah, Lem-in-stah, Sit-u-it
12. You cross the street when there’s no cars coming, not when the sign tells you
Why the hell would you wait when there’s no one coming? Fffff…Amateurs
13. You cringe every time someone tries to do a Boston accent
IT’S NOT BAWSTON
14. You aspire to have Matt and Ben’s friendship
Original friendship goals.
15. Boston First Night is the place to celebrate the New Year.
Early or late fireworks, you always watch the parade and walk around the Common to look at the ice sculptures.
16.You always go at least 15 over the speed limit.
And you know where the Staties like to hide.
17. When people ask you where you’re from you say Mass, not Massachusetts.
“I live in Groton Mass.”
“Where’s that?”
“…..Just outside Boston.”
18. Who needs to use a blinkah?
Not a Masshole, that’s for sure.
19. When you use certain words people stare at you like you’re speaking a different language.
I was in a rotary on my way to the packie when a Statie pulled me ovah for not using my blinkah.
20. Any town in Massachusetts you haven't heard of is probably in Western Mass.
Blandford? No idea. Wait, there's a Florida MA?
21. And finally, you are always quick, and proud, to say you’re from Massachusetts.
Boston Strong. Masshole for life.
