While everyone's out there getting married these days, you might be content. Good chance it's because your soulmate is your BFF.
1. You make a pact before going out to not let each other leave with anyone else, and you stick to it (even when she's talking to a guy that's realllllllly cute.... she'll thank you tomorrow).
You come together, you leave together.
in fact, she probably was hoping you'd play it again.
3. The only person you're better friends with is her dog.
Bonus points if you're allergic to dogs, yet still you can't help but snuggle with her pooch even though you're covered in hives.
4. You don't even keep track of how much money you owe each other because eventually, it'll all even out.
No biggie. Next rounds on you, k?
5. If she hasn't been over in a few days, your parents ask if everything's okay.
Is she still alive? Is she in the hospital with Ebola? Did she flee the country? Where the heck is she?
6. She's the first one you run to when your ex pisses you off to the point of tears, and the first person you run to when you find out you won that scratch off because shopping, obviously.
And usually wine is involved at some point.
7. One of you doesn't like someone, you both don't like them.
It doesn't matter how petty, how stupid or how irrational- they are the spawn of Satan if she says so.
8. Nobody says anything bad about her. End of story.
And if they ever make that mistake in your presence, Lord have mercy on their soul.
9. You can always count on her to match the obscene amount of food you consume (especially after a night of drinking).
Mexican food? Game over. And obviously-- you name each other's food babies.
10. When you get in an über alone, you send her the request to track your trip.
If you die or get abducted or kidnapped, she needs to know first.
11. Your recent calls list consist of "mom", "dad" and *insert bff's name*.
*scrolling down the list* *thinks to self* "hmmmm I'm beginning to see a pattern here.."
12. She might be the only one who knows that you STILL play Pokemon go, and she doesn't even judge you for it.
Bonus if she doesn't force you to mute that horrible music too.
13. You get off of work at 11 pm on a Friday? You can count on her to still be up for going out.
And she'll probably force you into shotgunning a beer at 11:01.
14. Speaking of going out, every time the two of you do go out together, one of you always loses something.. Money, keys, their dignity..
But hey, you'll laugh hysterically at your snap stories together the next morning.
15. And your "most drinks in one night" record was achieved with her cheering you on.
She also probably held your hair the next morning while laughing at you nonstop.
16. You might not always like what she has to say, but she'll always tell the truth. She understands sugarcoating something that's hard to hear only hurts you more in the end.
Not to mention she doesn't want to be seen with someone who's hair is a mess and who's eyebrows are far from fleeky.
17. She is the star of your snapchat and to any of your friends who haven't met her yet, she's "the girl in your snap story".
And if your life was a television show, the whole world would watch.
18. The guy they're dating instantly becomes your temporary boyfriend the moment a creepy guy hits on you at the bar.
And if he's nowhere to be found? The two of you are totally dating.
19. Your closets are pretty much an even mixture of your clothes and hers.
And it's kind of hard to remember which items actually belong to you, and which ones are hers.
20. Don't know how to respond to that cute guy's texts? Hand your phone over.
And quick... Before you mess up your chances.
21. Her approval is important.
Outfit, makeup, guys-- everything.
So here's to BFF's everywhere who's lives are more fun because they have each other. Cheers!
