Don't get me wrong. I love Coe College. It's not just my college. It's my home, in more ways than I can explain. It's the place that I've found myself, as well as the place that I've found people I can't imagine the rest of my life without. But let's be honest, every Kohawk has at least a handful of questions for Coe College. Let's start with these.

1. Where do all the squirrels come from?

2. Who decided that the library is loud in the basement and gets quieter each floor up?

3. Parking???

4. Can someone please make the brick paths less slippery?

5. When will we have enough wifi for homework and Netflix?

6. Why does 7:30 AM seem like a good time for class registration?

7. Why is there always a broken washer or dryer?

8. Can we please get new seats in Cherry Auditorium?

9. Who decided that Dows is not important enough for renovations and upgrades?

10. Following up question number one, can we please have free cookies to feed the squirrels?

11. Why are there more viable dessert options than dinner options?

12. Follow up to number 12: if we have to eat cereal at every other meal, can we please have more options?

13. Why is Helen's clock back in Voorhees?

14. Another squirrel question: who feeds them when campus is closed?

15. Who makes us wait until we're frozen for heat and melting for air conditioning?

16. Why was the sidewalk from Armstrong to the Pub taken out?

17. Who moved the Zumba class from 7 pm to earlier in the day?

18. And why did that seem like a good idea?

19. Can I please access my.coe without having to reload 17 pages in 4 different browsers?

20. When will the Voorhees lobby have furniture from this century?

21. When I leave, will I always be able to come back? (Because I want to, I really do.)