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21 Headlines To Add To The 'Odyssey Rejects' Page

In honor of the 'Odyssey Rejects' Twitter account, here are some mock headlines of my own.

Bosuntunde Aduroja
Mar 27, 2017
Eastern Michigan University
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21 Headlines To Add To The 'Odyssey Rejects' Page
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Earlier this week, one of my co-workers told me to check out the @OdysseyRejects Twitter account(Thanks, Karly!). It most certainly didn't disappoint me. I objectively thought it was hilarious, especially since some of their 'mock headlines' are actual published Odyssey articles. With that being said, here are 21 headlines to add the @OdysseyRejects Twitter account.

1. 8 Reasons I Am Actually Corinne From 'The Bachelor'

2. 9 Times Pizza Was Bae, As Told By Grey's Anatomy

3. An Open Letter To The Person Who Told Me They Couldn't Even

4. My Relationship Started As An Affair And Here Is Why I Refuse To Feel Guilty About It

5. I Wish I Was Raised By A Single Parent

6. Donald Trump Is A Nazi And Here's Why That's OK

7. An Open Letter To The Girl In The Middle Of The Party Who Wouldn't Get Off Me

8. Why 'Harry Potter' Is All You Need To Survive

9. 12 Things You Know If You Go To *insert university/college here*

10. Why Oatmeal Raisin Cookies Are The Reason I have Trust Issues

11. 37 Reasons Why Starbucks Is Life

12. Why The Hunger Games Is Just Like The Real World

13. 18 Reasons Why Delta Theta Pi Is The Absolute Best

14. What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Sex Life

15. Why Having Mexican Food Once A Week Makes Me An Honorary Mexican

16. Why This Thing I Didn't Research Or Take The Time To Understand Is Bad

17. I'm A Woman, And I Think Equal Rights For Women/Feminism Is Stupid

18. What Losing My Phone For 12 Minutes Taught Me About Fending For Myself

19. The Stages of Of A Breakup, As Told By Gavin Memes

20. What Being The Fairy Squadmother Of My Friend Group Has Made Me Realize About My Unborn Children

21. Someone Called Me A Cracker One Time And It Taught Me About What Racism Truly Is

Got any better ones? Leave them in the comment section or on my Twitter account @kingtunde25.

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