Because sometimes politics gets boring and we just have to laugh about it. Otherwise - we cry.
- 23 seconds in, Trump has accused Bill Clinton of abusing women. This is going to be fun. *fills glass of wine to rim*
- Audience member: "How will you handle Islamophobia?"
Trump: "The Muslims have to report when they see hatred going on...radical Islamic Terrorism...Obama founded ISIS." - I’m sorry, Donald, but it sounds to me like you’re saying it’s okay to encourage sexual assault, as long as it’s in a…locker room?
- Did he just say: "I want to make the inner cities better for African Americans because they're so great”…? *finishes glass of wine*
- WHY DOES HE KEEP SNIFFING?! Is his mic broken again, or did he get cheeto powder up his nose?
Makes you uncomfortable...doesn't it? - Someone hold my wine while I try to smash this fly on my TV.
- This m$*%&!@&$ just told Hillary he’d put her in jail. I’m ashamed at how much I’m laughing.
- "Ok Donald, I know you're into big diversions tonight, anything to avoid talking about your campaign, and the way it's exploding, and the way Republicans are leaving you..." SLAY HILLARY SLAY.
- Trump has been talking for an entire minute. I forget what the question was. I think it had to do with Aleppo. Why is he talking about Sidney Blumenthal. And Osmosis.
- Donald Trump is humping a chair.
- Stop talking about the inner cities!
- Donald you asshole.
- Hillary why are you smiling. I’m getting creeped out.
- So Trump, you know nothing about Russia? Please, do keep talking.
- Anderson Cooper is without a doubt biased towards Clinton. It’s awful. Unjust. Poor Trump - not getting a fair chance.
- IF YOU SAY INNER CITIES ONE MORE TIME.
- Ken Bone: You give me life.
- Hillary is loving every second of this.
...and knows she's got this one locked in.
- Did Trump…did he just end the debate on a respectful note? Plot twist.
- Hillary is probably beaming right now...
And the rest of Americans...?
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