20 Useless Thoughts Everyone Had Watching Sunday's Debate
Start writing a post
Politics

20 Useless Thoughts Everyone Had Watching Sunday's Debate

Yes, Ken Bones was the real winner.

7
20 Useless Thoughts Everyone Had Watching Sunday's Debate

Because sometimes politics gets boring and we just have to laugh about it. Otherwise - we cry.

  1. 23 seconds in, Trump has accused Bill Clinton of abusing women. This is going to be fun. *fills glass of wine to rim*
  2. Audience member: "How will you handle Islamophobia?"
    Trump: "The Muslims have to report when they see hatred going on...radical Islamic Terrorism...Obama founded ISIS."
  3. I’m sorry, Donald, but it sounds to me like you’re saying it’s okay to encourage sexual assault, as long as it’s in a…locker room?
  4. Did he just say: "I want to make the inner cities better for African Americans because they're so great”…? *finishes glass of wine*

  5. WHY DOES HE KEEP SNIFFING?! Is his mic broken again, or did he get cheeto powder up his nose?
    Makes you uncomfortable...doesn't it?
  6. Someone hold my wine while I try to smash this fly on my TV.
  7. This m$*%&!@&$ just told Hillary he’d put her in jail. I’m ashamed at how much I’m laughing.
  8. "Ok Donald, I know you're into big diversions tonight, anything to avoid talking about your campaign, and the way it's exploding, and the way Republicans are leaving you..." SLAY HILLARY SLAY.

  9. Trump has been talking for an entire minute. I forget what the question was. I think it had to do with Aleppo. Why is he talking about Sidney Blumenthal. And Osmosis.
  10. Donald Trump is humping a chair.


  11. Stop talking about the inner cities!
  12. Donald you asshole.
  13. Hillary why are you smiling. I’m getting creeped out.
  14. So Trump, you know nothing about Russia? Please, do keep talking.
  15. Anderson Cooper is without a doubt biased towards Clinton. It’s awful. Unjust. Poor Trump - not getting a fair chance.
  16. IF YOU SAY INNER CITIES ONE MORE TIME.
  17. Ken Bone: You give me life.
  18. Hillary is loving every second of this.


    ...and knows she's got this one locked in.


  19. Did Trump…did he just end the debate on a respectful note? Plot twist.
  20. Hillary is probably beaming right now...

And the rest of Americans...?

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
the beatles
Wikipedia Commons

For as long as I can remember, I have been listening to The Beatles. Every year, my mom would appropriately blast “Birthday” on anyone’s birthday. I knew all of the words to “Back In The U.S.S.R” by the time I was 5 (Even though I had no idea what or where the U.S.S.R was). I grew up with John, Paul, George, and Ringo instead Justin, JC, Joey, Chris and Lance (I had to google N*SYNC to remember their names). The highlight of my short life was Paul McCartney in concert twice. I’m not someone to “fangirl” but those days I fangirled hard. The music of The Beatles has gotten me through everything. Their songs have brought me more joy, peace, and comfort. I can listen to them in any situation and find what I need. Here are the best lyrics from The Beatles for every and any occasion.

Keep Reading...Show less
Being Invisible The Best Super Power

The best superpower ever? Being invisible of course. Imagine just being able to go from seen to unseen on a dime. Who wouldn't want to have the opportunity to be invisible? Superman and Batman have nothing on being invisible with their superhero abilities. Here are some things that you could do while being invisible, because being invisible can benefit your social life too.

Keep Reading...Show less
Featured

19 Lessons I'll Never Forget from Growing Up In a Small Town

There have been many lessons learned.

75449
houses under green sky
Photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash

Small towns certainly have their pros and cons. Many people who grow up in small towns find themselves counting the days until they get to escape their roots and plant new ones in bigger, "better" places. And that's fine. I'd be lying if I said I hadn't thought those same thoughts before too. We all have, but they say it's important to remember where you came from. When I think about where I come from, I can't help having an overwhelming feeling of gratitude for my roots. Being from a small town has taught me so many important lessons that I will carry with me for the rest of my life.

Keep Reading...Show less
​a woman sitting at a table having a coffee
nappy.co

I can't say "thank you" enough to express how grateful I am for you coming into my life. You have made such a huge impact on my life. I would not be the person I am today without you and I know that you will keep inspiring me to become an even better version of myself.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Waitlisted for a College Class? Here's What to Do!

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

139343
college students waiting in a long line in the hallway
StableDiffusion

Course registration at college can be a big hassle and is almost never talked about. Classes you want to take fill up before you get a chance to register. You might change your mind about a class you want to take and must struggle to find another class to fit in the same time period. You also have to make sure no classes clash by time. Like I said, it's a big hassle.

This semester, I was waitlisted for two classes. Most people in this situation, especially first years, freak out because they don't know what to do. Here is what you should do when this happens.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments