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20 Tragically Funny Thoughts Girls Have 'Running' On A College Gym Treadmill

"Oh yeah, this is why I hate this place"

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20 Tragically Funny Thoughts Girls Have 'Running' On A College Gym Treadmill
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1. So this like totally cancels out the cupcake I ate earlier, right?

2. Is that guy staring at me?

3. Is he staring at me because I look good in these workout leggings or because I look like a fool running the way I am?

4. Do I run weird?

5. I feel like dying

6. How many pounds do you think I've lost in this run?

7. Oh, it doesn't work like that?

8. Okay I have to quit, I just can't do this

9. Why did I think this was a good idea?

10. Oh he's cute *puts speed up from 6-8*

11. Okay dying, that was not worth it

12. This is why I hate this place

13. Is it normal to sweat this much?

14. A mile, that's good, right?

15. No push yourself you can go further

16. They say it's easier to run on a treadmill than it is outside but I just don't see how that could be possible

17. I was going to do an ab workout after this run but I think just this will do

18. I should end it in a sprint, finish strong

19. Nope, that was a terrible idea

20. Bye gym, see ya in 2 months


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