We have all gone on an awkward and truly awful first date. Either they were a lot stranger than you imagined or there is just zero chemistry. Here are some thoughts we have all had during that awful date we will never forget:
1. Wow, maybe my ex wasn't so bad.
2. Are they really telling me this right now?
3. I feel like I could die right now.
4. I am going to pour that pasta all over you if you don't stop slurping it like that.
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5. He was a lot cuter on Tinder.
6. What kind of illness can I make up to get out of this date?
7. If I just get up and leave would that make me a bitch?
8. Oh, I know! I'll have my friend call and tell me it's an emergency and that I have to come home right now.
9. I wonder if they think this is going well?
10. At least I got free coffee out of this.
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11. Seriously, are we really still talking about his ex?
12. Sorry, I really don't care that much about what she bought you for your birthday two years ago.
13. Yes, please keep telling me how f*cked up you were last night. Really attractive.
14. He said he didn't like coffee. That's an obvious deal breaker right?
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15. I didn't know that someone could be this much of a mess.
16. This silence is really awkward, do I just play with my hair to pass the time?
17. Yep, I definitely just yawned because you are so boring not because of lack of sleep.
18. Shit, he wants to go somewhere else after this. Well it's time to fake that illness.
19. Maybe if I start acting really strange he will think I am crazy and just leave.
20. Nope, that didn't work. I am never going on a date ever again.
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