The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign is huge. 40,000 students attend the school each year. And you'd think that with that many people, you're going to hear some opposing views. There are cat people, there are dog people. Mustard on hot-dogs kind of people, and the disgraceful ketchup on hot dog kind of people. You'll hear many different things circulating on campus, but we can all agree that you will never, EVER, hear these things on campus.

1. "What's a Blue Guy?"

2. "I'm glad the Chief is gone"

3. "You go out on Tuesday's?"

4. "But how do you go to bars if you're only 18?"

5. "I can't celebrate Unofficial because I'm not 21"

6. "Block? But why would I want to be at the bar so early?!"

7. "I love Natty Lite"

8. "Kam's is so clean and well-kept!"

9. "Let's go party at ISU!"

10. "Being an engineering major is so easy"

11. "I use the skills I learned in Business 101 all the time!"

12. "Econ 102 with Vasquez is so hard!"

13. "RST is kicking my butt"

14. "Squirrels are so rare around here!"

15. "FAR is so close and centrally located!"

16. "It's not Tortica's, it's Burrito King"

17. "Fat Sandwich is delicious, drunk OR sober!"

18. "The line at Chipotle is so short!"

19. "No, I'm not from the Chicago suburbs"

20. "Man, I wish I went somewhere else"