Unless you live under a rock, we're all well aware that Donald Trump is running for President (scary) and I'm sure we all know about five people that are ready to flee the U.S. if he wins. Donald Trump has made numerous headlines throughout the campaign with his crass and unsupported comments. It's amazing to me that he isn't out of the election by now, but there is a portion of the country that finds his bluntness refreshing. Luckily for the rest of the country, we outnumber those people.
I don't know about anybody else, but if he was the last Republican standing by time we voted for the President of The United States, there are about 20 other things I would rather do than vote for Donald Trump.
1. Eat a McDonald's super-sized meal every day for the rest of my life.
The images from this movie still gross me out from middle school health class.
2. Being stuck with the most annoying kid in class for every project.
We all know those people ... and no matter how nice they are, they're still annoying as f**k.
3. Be this guy:
Does this even need a caption?
4. Work in retail.
And I worked in retail for three years, so I know how bad this can be.
5. Pay off every student loan for The University of Akron students.
Yeah, my rage against Donald Trump is this big.
6. Read "Les Miserables" ... in French.
I don't care if it is a great musical/book/etc. It's way too freaking long. And ignoring the dog hair in the picture, do you see how thick this book is? Just imagine how small the print is to fit it in this "pocket edition."
7. Do the cinnamon challenge for an entire month.
8. Run out of toilet paper every time I go to the bathroom.
Every person's worst nightmare.
9. Get paid to be Miley Cyrus's double for the paparazzi.
That wouldn't be hard. I'd just have to stick out my tongue everywhere I went.
10. Have this be our family Christmas card every year.
Even though I'm 99.9 percent sure my family would love it.
11. Change my hairstyle to a mullet.
You know what they say: business in the front, party in the back!
12. Shop only at Wal-Mart for the rest of my life.
Because let's be real, I know I'm not the only one who doesn't mind paying the extra two or three dollars to shop at Target.
13. Drive this bad boy to my dream job interview.
Just a side note: this car was found at Wal-Mart.
14. Use a tanning bed every day until I looked like this lady.
Is this a woman or a piece of leather? Either way, I'm with this kid!
15. Give up my phone for the rest of my life/year/month.
As much as it hurts, I'm willing to make that sacrifice to avoid any and all things Donald Trump.
16. Have the same monotone teacher for every class of my college career.
Anyone ... anyone ...?
17. Splurge and get season tickets to the Browns.
Because we all know this will be their year, right?
18. Have all my songs deleted on my iPod except the classic, "Never Gonna Give You Up."
Pretty much everything that Donald Trump says he won't do, but manages to do anyways.
19. Cancel my Netflix subscription.
Then what would I do with my free time? Go outside? Yeah, no thank you.
20. Run barefoot through a field of Legos.
Except vote for Donald Trump, of course. Literally anything else, except that.
