Whether it's just a friend, or something more, girls are always so paranoid about boys. We're all guilty of this, and as much as we don't want to, we do care about what boys think about us. But we also think a lot of things about them, too. Here are some common things that run through most girls heads when dating or hanging out with boys:
1. So this is the first date, but I really think we would make great looking children.
2. Does he even notice that I put on make up?
The sad thing is, despite the time girls spend perfecting their eye liner and contoured cheek bones, guys don't even notice we're wearing it half the time.
3. I wonder what he thinks about this outfit...
Along with the make up, we always wonder if we're dressed too casually or too dressy. The reality is, boys probably don't care about this either.
4. Does he honestly think that outfit looks good?
We care what boys think of our outfits, but they seem to wear the most bizarre combinations of clothing and never seem to ask anyone's opinion.
5. To order the burger with extra cheese, fries, and onion rings or a salad?
We never know when to reveal the fact that we can probably eat more than they can.
6. How can I pick this wedgie without him seeing?
This is the worst.
7. I hope my butt doesn't look weird...
Okay. We know that all boys look, so we have to have the perfect pair of jeans.
8. When he talks about sports...
9. Is he ever going to kiss me?
The real question is, will you let him? Make him work for it. You're the prize, not him.
10. What is HE thinking?
The world may never know.
11. I know we ate like 15 minutes ago but I'm hungry again...
Shoutout to all my girls with small stomachs.
12. I really hope my breath doesn't smell bad...
Carry. Gum. Always.
13. I promise I'm not awkward. Please don't think I'm awkward.
14. I've never even seen a picture or anything, but I can tell he has a six pack under that shirt.
15. If he doesn't like __________ I don't know if we can see each other anymore...
Sometimes there are just deal breakers. Mine is sushi.
16. I have to fart so bad...
17. It's going to be so awkward if he doesn't like me as much as I like him...
18. Omg, he smells so good... That's it, sold.
If he doesn't smell good, get out. End it. Right now.
19. I hope I don't smell bad...
20. We would look so good in pictures together.
Especially if we're skin tone compatible.
At the end of the day, he should be working to earn you and your friendship and he should be a complete gentleman. If he's not, he's not worth your time. It's okay if you fart, you can eat the cheeseburger, just try your best to be a lady. And be yourself. Everything will work itself out.
