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20 Stages Of Going To Target

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20 Stages Of Going To Target
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Feeling sad? Go to Target. Feeling happy? Go to Target. Target is basically the go-to store no matter how you feel because a trip there can make you feel 100 times better.

1. You decide you want to go to Target or your friend asks if you want to go.

2. You know you shouldn't because it could be bad on the bank, but you decide to go.

3. You pull into the parking lot and feel like a kid in a candy store.

4. Walking in, you smile because you are literally there six days out of the week.

5. Passing the dollar section, you can't help but looking to see if they have any cute socks because who can pass up holiday socks?

6. You decide if you want to detour through the clothes or go straight for "what you came for".

7. You decide to detour through the clothes.

8. You end up picking out at least two clothing items you probably don't need but really like.

9. Walking past the electronic section, you check to see if there are any good movies for $5.

10. After finally getting to the grocery section, you decide on buying snack foods you know you don't need, but you buy anyways because red, white and blue M&Ms or princess Campbell soup cans are cool.

11. When you pass the beauty section, you must stop to look at the nail polish.

12. You know you really don't need nail polish, but you'd like a new color, so you decide to get it anyways.

13. You decide you've already gotten more than you need, so you head straight for the checkout.

14. At the checkout, you look at the magazines to see the latest gossip.

15. As the cashier scans your purchases, you realize you could have done without the clothes and nail polish.

16. You use your Target card as an excuse for your purchases because you get a discount.

17. You scan your card and hope it goes through.

18. Feeling accomplished, you take your bags.

19. While heading to your car, you start planning potential outfits with your new clothes.

20. You go home and wait for your next Target adventure

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