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20 Signs You're Hopelessly Addicted To Pizza

Bread and cheese... what's not to like?

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20 Signs You're Hopelessly Addicted To Pizza

Everyone has an obsession. Some people are obsessed with shopping, others are obsessed with Netflix. Then there's a completely different breed: those who are undeniably obsessed with pizza. Some are so obsessed, they are addicted. You probably already know if you are, you just don't want to admit it to yourself. But just in case you didn't know, here are the signs of a pizza addict.

1. People send you pictures of their pizza. Then you immediately envy their lives. You deserve to be eating that pizza.

2. You consider going on a diet, but then you remember that pizza exists.

3. Your three favorite foods are pizza, pizza bagels, and pizza cones.

4. You've tried Lean Cuisine "pizza," but it doesn't quite compare to your favorite local pizza place.

5. Even though you're not even close to being engaged, you already know that you're going to be serving pizza at your wedding reception.

6. You follow at least three Instagram accounts that are related to pizza.

7. You've been gifted something that resembles pizza - such as a keychain or a pillow.

8. You have Papa John's (and Pizza Hut... and Domino's) on speed dial, and they already have your order on file whenever you call - which is weekly.

9. You can't fathom why somebody wouldn't like pizza. It's bread, covered in marinara sauce and a beautiful layer of cheese. What's not to like?

10. You scroll through the pictures on your phone and 90% of the photos are of pizza.

11. You try to eat pizza at least once a day and if you don't, you feel like you've failed.

12. The first thing you bought when you moved into your new apartment was a pizza cutter.

13. Your Snapchat stories typically consist of pizza.

14. Any form of celebration requires pizza. Birthday? Pizza. Graduation party? Pizza. Valentine's Day? A heart-shaped pizza.

15. People text you pictures of anything even remotely related to pizza... like that nifty pizza pouch.

16. You actually own a pizza pouch.

17. Eating pizza in New York is on your bucket list.

18. Even while you're eating pizza, you're thinking about the next time you get to eat pizza.

19. Your ideal first date would be "pizza and chill."

20. Actually, you don't even need a date - you're already in a committed relationship with pizza.

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