1. ) “Partying” on the weekends means a.) going home to visit your old friends, b.) watching Netflix in your dorm on campus, c.) going to church on Sunday, or d.) all of the above.

2.) The only thing you’re getting high on is the Holy Spirit. To quote a college friend, “Ain’t no high like the Most High!”

3.) Your professors literally pray before your exams. Just remember, it’s not whether God is for or against you, but whether you are for or against God.

4.) The closest things you have to frat parties are the spontaneous worship sessions conducted by fellow students with instruments. And those are actually nothing like a frat parties.

5.) You can actually take classes entitled “John.” That’s it. Just John.

6.) Your friends who are Ministry majors have to-do lists with things like “foot washing” on them.

7.) Your classmates aren’t kidding around when they text you, “I have an organic chem final tomorrow, pray for me.”

8.) Dorm visitation hours are not a joke: you better believe that at 11 pm the girls are in the girls' dorm and the boys are in the boys' dorm.

9.) Someone says the f-word and everyone’s pupils dilate slightly.

10.) Required texts: Bible.

11.) The only walk of shame you do is to the Chaplain's office to explain why you failed to meet the required number of chapel credits.

12.) When you say you’re “still trying to find the one,” you’re talking about finding a church in the area.

13.) For every 10 friends you have, seven of them have parents who are pastors.

14.) “Ring by Spring,” isn’t a saying, it’s a reality. No, seriously, like eighty percent of the senior class is engaged.

15.) “I’m Trading My Sorrows” is sung in like every chapel service. Oh, and "Oceans" is a big one too.

16.) There’s a bible study every day of the week. Oh, you’re busy every day of the week?! That’s fine, there’s also an online devotional and prayer blog.

17.) Spring break plans? Oh, you know, just trying to get accepted into the missions trip to Israel.

18.) You probably know at least eight girls named Sarah.

19.) The best compliment you can get is to be told that you are being Christ-like.

20.) Tell anybody anything even the least bit concerning and you better believe that you'll be in their prayers.