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18 Times Spongebob Understood What It's Like to be a Sorority Girl

Sponge or sister? You decide.

Gwendolyn Aviles
Oct 05, 2015
Cornell University
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18 Times Spongebob Understood What It's Like to be a Sorority Girl

Sponge or sorority girl? You decide.

1. After walking up to your first house during rush, and not being completely sure what to do, you wing it anyway

2. When your hands start cramping on Bid-Day from throwing what you know for far too many pictures


3. Upon finally finding the girl you want to be your Big and wondering if she thinks you’re cool enough to be her Little:

4. When you find out she does at big-little reveal, and you guys make your Big-littleship official

5. And you love them so much you want to do everything with them

6. But then you become a little too comfortable with each other

7. When all you really want to do is stay in and pig out

8. But your sisters convince you to rally

9. And you wind up having deep 3 AM drunken conversations

10. During which your sisters get really, really real with you

11. When the boy you like asks you to date night and you’re feeling sexy af



12. And you try to resist the urge to blow your paycheck on a new dress, but you succumb to it anyway

13. And even though you’re feeling good in your new dress from Lulu’s, you accidentally blurt inappropriate remarks in the middle of sake bombing

14. So you decide to crawl into a hole and stay loyal to your one true love

15. Luckily, your sisters comfort you while you’re dealing with your undying embarrassment

16. But you go a little overboard in your wallowing

17. So they tell you to get your sh*t together and get ready for your 80s themed mixer

18. And while spazzing out to "Material Girl," you realize they do care.

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