1. The first models start walking down the catwalk and your self- confidence plummets. 

2. And you wonder how it is physically possible for them to look like that.

3. So you think to yourself, “I’m never going to eat again!”

4. Then you scold yourself for not going to the gym often enough… 

5. ...and for all of the late night drunchies you gave into.

6. You start to get mad at the models for their incredible will-power stay in shape, and their self-restraint from eating unhealthy food. 

7. Then you feel shame for the reasons why you stopped going to the gym in the first place.

8. You console yourself by remembering that those models don't get to enjoy pizza and ice cream like you can.

9. You try to make light of the situation by joking with your friends about how that's you walking on stage, or how VS wanted you to walk in the show but you turned them down.

10. You’re halfway through the show but you've probably already said, “OMG stop,” or "I can't even" at least six times by this point.

11. Then Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima walk out wearing $2 million bras, and they are stunning.

12. Which makes you wonder why your boobs aren't as big and perky as theirs are.

13. Taylor Swift begins singing in her sexy but classy nightie and you think to yourself: 

14. Once the show is over, you look at yourself in the mirror and freak out because Spring Break is looming ahead, and, well, you're not a model.

15. But then you remember that you don't need to be a Victoria's Secret model to be beautiful, you just gotta keep doin' you. 

Until next year rolls around and the cycle repeats itself all over again.