With summer right around the corner and that warm weather finally rolling in, you can certainly expect for all of those tanning bed enthusiasts to start canceling their memberships and upgrading to the real U.V. rays. If you are someone with a tanning addiction, you have probably said a few of these things before, if not all of them...

1. "Am I pale?"

2. "This color really brings out my tan."

3. "My teeth look so much whiter when I'm tan."

4. "Being tan makes me look so much skinnier and more toned."

5. "It's such a big compliment when people say to me, 'Wow, you're so tan.'"

6. "I feel so confident when I'm tan."

7. *Keeps checking bathing-suit bottom tan lines* "I need to see progress."

8. "I am convinced that my skin clears up when I tan."

9. "If I'm not directly facing the sun I won't get a good tan."

10. "I'm losing my tan."

11. "Can you pass the tanning oil?"

12. "I am literally black."

13. "The weather today, is perfect for tanning."

14. "Let's go tanning!"

15. "I know I have an obsession."

To my fellow tanning addicts, be safe and wear sunscreen!