1. You’ve started wearing bathing suits as underwear.

2. You forget what a meal besides Sushihanna or Panera tastes like.

3. You haven’t worn anything but leggings for a week.

4. When sunsets on the academic quad don’t stop you in your tracks anymore.

5. When squirrels jumping into trash cans in front of you no longer surprise you.

6. When the yoga and barre classes at the gym are no longer motivation to work out.

7. When you have no idea what is going on in the world because the Bucknell Bubble is taking over your life.

8. When you forget what it is like to be around average-looking people.

9. When you stop seeing downtown houses as fun, super-Saturday venues and start seeing them as the damp, musty decimated houses.

10. When you don’t want to go to parties anymore and would rather stay in and watch a movie.

11. When most of your friends have graduated.

12. When the freshmen look like kindergarteners.

13. When you’ve mastered the ability to write a 10-page paper in a day.

14. When you’re too lazy to drive to Walmart so you steal toilet paper from the library bathrooms.

15. But at the end of the day, you realize you never want to leave.