Every horseback riders, owner, leaser, or lover knows the following can only be said in a barn or else it could be considered, inappropriate to the outside world. So here are the top 15 phrases or sayings that are completely normal to say to a horseback rider, but to everyone else it is completely twisted and deemed "dirty."

1) "He won't come into my hands!"

This is referencing to how the horse is not holding his head and giving into the reins, what did you think we were talking about?

2) "Relax your back, don't pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis."

3) "If he's not ridden 5 days a week he gets cranky!"

4) "He really over reacts when I sit down into him."

5) "I brought my spurs and my big whip just in case he's naughty."

6) "Let him to come up to you!"

7) "Stick your butt out a bit further and arch your back a bit more."

8) "He’s got a bad habit of stepping away when you try to mount him.”

9) “The trainer spank her little Arab when he gave her attitude.”

10) "It was a great ride, but now he's kinda sticky."

11) "I think she needs a really big girth."

12) "He’s too much for her, maybe you should get on."

13) "He got me off twice today."

14) "He’s so wide- my hips ache after I ride him."

15) "There’s nothing like having 17 hands between your legs."

What do you think I was talking about? Get your mind out of the gutter! my heavens!