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15 Classic Lines from My Big Fat Greek Wedding

Just a little reminder of why we loved the first movie and why we're so excited for the second one.

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15 Classic Lines from My Big Fat Greek Wedding
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With My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 recently coming to theaters, I thought I'd take a moment to remind everyone of the scenes that made us laugh out loud and fall in love with the first one.

1. Aunt Voula: What do you mean he don't eat no meat? Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.

2. Maria Portokalos: It's a cake! I know! Thank you! Thank you very, very much…There's a hole in this cake.

3. Maria Portokalos: Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom."

Toula Portokalos: Ew. Please let that be the end of your speech.

4. Gus Portokalos: There are two kinds of people - Greeks, and everyone else who wish they was Greek.

5. Angelo: Hey Ian, we're gonna kill ya! Opa!

6. Gus Portokalos: [crying] Why you want to leave me?

Toula Portokalos: I'm not leaving you! Don't you want me to do something with my life?

Gus Portokalos: Yes! Get married, make babies! You look so... old!

7. Nikki: WHAT is going on? Mr. Pottery class... nice to meet ya.

8. Gus Portokalos: Give me a word, any word, and I show you that the root of that word is Greek.

9. Aunt Voula: Toula. Toula! You're engaged. You're engaged-We never think this would happen for you. Never. *Never.* Taki, didn't we say that...

Uncle Taki: We never think this day would come. Never

10. Aunt Voula: Ohhhh woe to me.

11. Gus Portokalos: Here tonight, we have, ah, apple and orange. We all dlifferent, but in the end, we all fruit.

12. Aunt Voula: So I go to the doctor, and he did the bio... the b... the... the bios... the... b... the "bobopsy." Inside the lump he found teeth and a spinal cord. Yes. Inside the lump was my twin.

13. Athena: I'm going to the Jewel. Listen, I'll get you some pantyhose.

Maria Portokalos: No queen size. They make me look fat.

14. Gus Portokalos: Put some Windex on it.

15. Harriet Miller: How are we supposed to know what's going on?

Rodney Miller: It's all Greek to me.


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