15 Steps to Help your Best Friend Through a Break-Up
1, Bring food. Junk food. And a lot of it.
2. Never ever, and I mean EVER, turn it around on you and start talking about your past break-ups.
3. Never bash their ex. I don’t know why, but it just makes them angry. Even though they should hate the kid they don’t yet, give it time.
4. Never say it’s going to be ok. At the moment when they are going through a break-up they don’t think anything is every going to be ok again.
5. DO NOT LET THEM LISTEN TO ANYTHING DEPRESSING! No matter how much they beg you, strictly hood rat shit.
6. Please please please. I beg you, do not tell her “there are more fish in the sea.”
7. Don’t start throwing guys at her like they're water, or like she’s a dried up sponge. I know it sucks but she has to be on her own for a while and figure it out herself.
8. This is the most important one: DO NOT LET HER TEXT HIM.
9. Give her only 3 days to cry. Don't let her feel sorry for herself.
10. Seriously, though, for your own health, don’t say “I told you so,” or “I never liked him anyway."
11.If you have a puppy (or know somebody with a puppy) borrow the puppy and bring it to her.
12. Take your BFF to the gym, help them get that revenge bod. her she’s beautiful.
13. Don’t let her look through old pictures of her and her ex.
14. Even if she was in the wrong, take her side. NO MATTER WHAT.
15. Tell her she is beautiful.
