The 14 Phases of Finals | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

The 14 Phases of Finals

*Heavy breathing*

The 14 Phases of Finals

So it's here.

Thanksgiving is over, and the two weeks of hell that lie between you and six weeks of freedom have arrived at last.

It's a time that tries the best of us, but there is a light of having zero responsibilities at the end of the tunnel that keeps us all going (that, and the sympathy care packages you get from your grandma).

Here's the phases of finals (and pre-finals) week:

1. That Sunday night before it all begins when you go through your planner and realize how much you actually have to do:

2. When you decide to get organized and space your work/studying throughout the week and feel hella accomplished:

3. Only to inevitably convince yourself that your English essay can totally be pushed to Wednesday..

4. And regret that decision. Ten times over.

5. Then you haul your sorry self to the library and prepare to go all Cady's Africa-fantasies from Mean Girls on other people to get a cubicle:

6. Then sit on BuzzFeed for an hour telling yourself you'll seriously start at 6:42.

(Then: Whoops, missed it, guess I have to start at 7:37...)

7. Once you finally do open up Word, you slowly begin filling up that white space.

8. But not without a little help from God's gift to college students.

9. And the too-familiar kill-me-now pose:


10. Sometime mid-week your resolve will crumble and you'll inevitably have the "I can't do it these tests are actually going to kill me this time" phone call to your mom.

11. And she'll reassure you enough to plod on for one more essay by promising to make your favorite dinner when you get home.

12. So when you finally finish...

13. You'll run home as fast as you can...

14. And get some seriously well-deserved rest.

So as finals come up and you start to feel the pressure, remember what your mom will tell you when you call her: take it one day at a time, and you'll be done and home before you know it.

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Entertainment

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

These powerful lyrics remind us how much good is inside each of us and that sometimes we are too blinded by our imperfections to see the other side of the coin, to see all of that good.

Every Girl Needs To Listen To 'She Used To Be Mine' By Sara Bareilles

The song was sent to me late in the middle of the night. I was still awake enough to plug in my headphones and listen to it immediately. I always did this when my best friend sent me songs, never wasting a moment. She had sent a message with this one too, telling me it reminded her so much of both of us and what we have each been through in the past couple of months.

Keep Reading...Show less
Zodiac wheel with signs and symbols surrounding a central sun against a starry sky.

What's your sign? It's one of the first questions some of us are asked when approached by someone in a bar, at a party or even when having lunch with some of our friends. Astrology, for centuries, has been one of the largest phenomenons out there. There's a reason why many magazines and newspapers have a horoscope page, and there's also a reason why almost every bookstore or library has a section dedicated completely to astrology. Many of us could just be curious about why some of us act differently than others and whom we will get along with best, and others may just want to see if their sign does, in fact, match their personality.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

20 Song Lyrics To Put A Spring Into Your Instagram Captions

"On an island in the sun, We'll be playing and having fun"

Person in front of neon musical instruments; glowing red and white lights.
Photo by Spencer Imbrock on Unsplash

Whenever I post a picture to Instagram, it takes me so long to come up with a caption. I want to be funny, clever, cute and direct all at the same time. It can be frustrating! So I just look for some online. I really like to find a song lyric that goes with my picture, I just feel like it gives the picture a certain vibe.

Here's a list of song lyrics that can go with any picture you want to post!

Keep Reading...Show less
Chalk drawing of scales weighing "good" and "bad" on a blackboard.
WP content

Being a good person does not depend on your religion or status in life, your race or skin color, political views or culture. It depends on how good you treat others.

We are all born to do something great. Whether that be to grow up and become a doctor and save the lives of thousands of people, run a marathon, win the Noble Peace Prize, or be the greatest mother or father for your own future children one day. Regardless, we are all born with a purpose. But in between birth and death lies a path that life paves for us; a path that we must fill with something that gives our lives meaning.

Keep Reading...Show less
Facebook Comments