There are many ways we say goodbye to the people we live with. Some typical examples of acceptable goodbyes include: bye, see ya later, see ya, I'll be back later, farewell, etc. Unfortunately, simple goodbyes can become so commonplace that our farewells become monotone and boring. However, not every goodbye has to be like this. In fact, there are many goodbyes that you can use to shake up your mornings and get a few laughs out of your roommate. Here's a simple list of unique goodbyes to shout at your roommate as they depart.
1. Don't forget to come back!
This was the first unique farewell my roommate ever called at me. It may seem pretty obvious, but it is still a good reminder in case you have a forgetful roomie.2. Fall in love and get a husband (or wife)!
Nothing says a good day like the potential of true love.
3. Don't get cut by a blade of grass!
Safety first, kids.4. Be careful! Don't get attacked by a squirrel!
Squirrels may seem cute and cuddly, but they can actually be very vicious creatures.
5. Don't get lost on your way to class!
This one applies best if you attend a large University like U.K. or O.S.U.6. Don't get attacked by a bear, It's nighttime!
It's a jungle out there, bro.
7. Don't trip on a raindrop!
This one applies best if it's raining outside when your roomie departs.
8. Don't get paint in your nostril!
9. Bye! I tolerate you!
10. Influence the youths in a good way!
We all have that one friend (or roommate) who needs this distinction.
11. Have fun storming the castle!
12. Make sure the doormat says goodbye!
13. Make new friends on the sidewalk!
Next time you're roommate leaves for class, the library, Starbucks, etc. Shout one of these unique farewells at them! It'll probably brighten their day, or at least make them chuckle.
