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13 Ridiculous Star Wars Products You Didn't Know You Needed

I'm just kidding. Absolutely no one needs any of this. But that doesn't stop me from wanting it.

Fatema Sabir
Oct 28, 2015
University of Houston
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13 Ridiculous Star Wars Products You Didn't Know You Needed

With the upcoming December 18th release of the newest Star Wars movie, Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens, Star Wars merchandise has been everywhere I look. I've seen Halloween costumes, house decorations,and countless clothing items. I decided to celebrate by listing some of the craziest Star Wars merch I've seen in my time. I fully support the franchise and weird things (I have a Pez collection that includes Yoda and C3PO) but some of these products are strange even for me. If you want to stand out at the premiere, forget your mundane black Star Wars shirt at home. Instead, why not bring a Han in Carbonite blanket or wear some R2-D2 Crocs? Those are just a couple of the real products that are being sold. Read on for more slightly heinous yet funny products that I really want but could never justify actually buying.

1. An R2-D2 Aquarium

Because what better place for your fish to swim in than the stomach of your favorite astromech droid?

2. Darth Vader Toaster

For those of you who love Star Wars as well as having half of your toast burnt, look no further than this toaster to give you a daily dose of the Dark Side with your morning toast.

3. Darth Dog Bowl

For Bark Vader, of course.


4. Jar Jar Binks Candy


There are few things I can think of that I would like to eat less than Jar Jar Binks' tongue...but to each his own.

5. Han in Carbonite Woven Throw

What better way to spruce up a room than Han Solo frozen in carbonite on your bed?

6. Jabba the Hutt Beanbag Chair


Because we all want to fall asleep to a warm hug from this gross, slug-like crime lord of Tattooine.

7. Yoda Gumball Dispenser


Dispense or do not dispense. There is no try.

8. Han Solo Ice Cube Tray



Too soon?

9. Death Star Ice Mold


That's no moon...it's an ice cube!

10. Yoda Magic 8 Ball


If we all had Yoda using the Force to make decisions for us, we would probably be in a much better place right now. Although I'm not sure how he feels about us turning him upside down and looking up his robes to find the answer to our problems.

11. C3PO Tape Dispenser


Why is he riding this tape dispenser like a rollercoaster? And why does he look so happy about it?

12. Light Saber Chopsticks


Because you never know if you'll suddenly need your Jedi powers while eating sushi

13. R2-D2 Crocs


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