It might technically fall into the "Reality TV" category, but if we're being honest, there's not much that is realistic when it comes to "The Bachelorette".
Currently in its 12th season, this season's Bachelorette - JoJo Fletcher - finds herself in love with two men. If you watch the show, you'll agree that there is a lot going on in her journey that's only considered normal because it's on the show.
For instance...
1. "Canadian," "Hipster" and "Former Competitive Swimmer" count as occupations.
Only in a perfect world would we be able to put "American" on our resume. And let's be real, he probably just swam in high school.
2. A floor length gown is not only accepted but encouraged on eat dinner date.
As much as we would all love to have as many sequin dresses as Jojo, it's just not happening.
3. There are endless amounts of alcohol.
From bro bonding to JoJo trying to make small talk with Daniel, there always seems to be a limitless amount of red wine and and liquor available for everyone to sip on.
4. Random outdoor supplies are always perfectly placed for all of your favorite outdoor adventures.
Want to spontaneously go for a romantic cliff jump? Discover some water shoes right behind you. Find yourself at a delightfully awkward couple’s yoga lesson? Lululemon has got your back and legs and feet.
5. There are 25 men simultaneously seeking your hand in marriage.
You just do not see that everyday.
6. If you don't feel like breaking up with one of your 25 boyfriends this week, it’s okay, we forgive you.
They will wait.
7. A kilt, a santa costume and a speedo are all worn on your first date.
Great conversation starters.
8. At least five of your favorite boyfriends telling you they love you in a matter of days.
There must be something in the water.
9. Not saying "I Love You" by a certain episode is practically a crime.
Come on girlfriend give him some tiiiimmmeeee.
10. Meeting your four favorite boyfriends' families in one week and no one finding it weird.
May the best overly friendly mom, trendy sister or intimidating brother win.
11. Bringing your out of town girlfriend who is also dating three other guys to your high school ... when you’re 30 … and she meets your Spanish teacher...
... and you say you are going to be his high school sweetheart even though you are 10 years out of high school.
12. Warnings to "stay away from nice guys" by someone a who tries to decapitate a flamingo raft.
Also, in case you did not know, milk is delicious.
13. You meet your soulmate in a large group of men selected by producers who are just weird and attractive enough to make the show.
Good Luck JoJo and God Bless.
