*Spoiler Alert*
If you're still watching this season of "The Bachelorette," Chad Johnson is most definitely the king of mega buttheads.
Here are just 12 of many reasons why it's true:
1. He eats meat during a Rose Ceremony.
I mean, come on dude. Really? He said he skipped a meal, but he had like nine plates of food, dropped some on the floor and failed to pick the rest up. Super rude.
2. His 2-on-1 date.
After he failed to explain to JoJo about his aggressive behavior at the house, he was basically acting like a "dad" and saying things like "I'm not happy with you" and "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed" to the other contestant.
3. He's a meathead.
Everyone knew he was ripped, but he didn't need to chain a freaking suitcase to his legs and do chin-ups on a gazebo to prove it. #stop
4. He said, "I'm the manlier, more rugged version of Ben."
Was I the only one who laughed when he said this? Please, he might be more rugged because he hadn't trimmed his wolf-man beard in weeks, but he's definitely not manlier, and he's nothing close to the kind of person Ben is.
5. His best interest was in something else.
Clearly he had something on the brain...
6. His aggressive behavior.
He ripped a guys shirt, threatened to beat a guy up after the show, knock their teeth out and fight outside. They even needed a security guard to watch him around the house because the guys didn't feel safe anymore.
7. He attempted to kiss JoJo in front of everyone.
Thank God she rejected him. But what else did he think would happen?
8. His best advice for finding love: Stay away from the nice guys.
Enough said.
9. He called JoJo "naggy."
He called a girl naggy on a date-- in front of other guys that were dating her as well. on national television.
10. He's just plain crazy.
After he was sent home, he walked aimlessly through the woods in the dark while whistling a haunting song only to come upon the house the rest of the contestants were staying at and wipe his fingers down the window. (You know, those windows were pretty nice. Now they're going to have crazy-man prints all of them.)
11. He criticizes everyone.
It might have been the only thing he was good at.
12. He always thought he was more mature.
He never included himself with the other guys because he thought he was better than them-- even though he always resorted to violence and beating them up.
