This has been one of the most talked about seasons of the bachelor in the shows history. I am an on-again, off-again viewer. I was faithful till Jake Pavelka chose Vienna Girardi and it has been a hard journey back, but here I am ready to commit my Monday nights to JoJo. My over all expectations for this season are low. I predict lots of cleavage and tears. My father asked why I even bother watching, and after some thought, I realized women across America tune in because we have hope. I believe in true love and though I have barely seen it in real life, I have hope that it can happen. So I’m with you JoJo, and I wish you luck this season. The other reason we all watch is because the guys are smoking hot! If you missed the first episode, don't worry, I have rated all the men for you.

20. Chad

Chad is very hot, but he is ranked last because he is a horrible person. There are a number of words I could use to describe him, but none are appropriate, so will just call him the devil spawn. He credits his greatest achievement to date as "being born good looking" and says "alright, alright, alright" way too much to not be the worst bachelor this season. I can already see how much trouble he will cause in the house.

19. Brandon

Brandon would have come in last if not for Chad's temper because Brandon lists his occupation as "hipster"...yeah, I'm serious. Just let that sink in for a moment. He is a professional hipster. I have so many questions for you, Brandon. First being what where you thinking? After reading his profile I'm not all convinced he is even a real hipster, which is why he ranks in at number 19.

18. Vinny

I'm not sure what it is about Vinny, but I just don't like him very much. He is pretty good looking and employed, which is a dream come true to any girl, but I just have a bad feeling when it comes to Vinny. I have my eye on him because I don't trust him.

17. Nick B.

Honestly, I forgot about him. He is not the most attractive man in the house, but he does have a good job. He is one of the oldest bachelors, and overall he just failed to make an impression on me. Sorry, not sorry, Nick B. About half way through the article I realized he was the Santa guy, which is sad because I liked Santa, but I still forgot him so he will say at the bottom of the list. Maybe I'm a little sorry now.

16. Evan

I would rank him last on looks, but he is a slightly better person than some of the other guys in the house. One advantage he has would be that he is a doctor which is really nice. You can judge me if you want, but everyone was thinking it. Evan seems little full of himself and I'm not sure why. I don't think he will make it long.

15. Will

We started out a little awkward but ended up pretty cute with his card opening, but he ruined it all with his fortune game kiss. JoJo and I will never forget that kiss, unfortunately.

14. James F.

James is doing pretty well, he is good looking and has a job, but I just don't think he will win. On a scale of one to 10 he is a solid seven, but he needs more than that to win JoJo's heart. Plus, I always get confused when there are like five guys with the same name.

13. James S.

To be completely honest, I didn't remember much about James S. from the first night other than the fact that he prides himself on being a bachelor super fan. He is good looking, but doesn't list a real job so he loses major points for that. I was glad he recognized Jake and added to the drama, but he can go away anytime he wants and I don't think I will be very heartbroken. It may sound harsh, but it is the truth.

12. Daniel

As a male model he would be ranked higher on just looks, but he made some huge errors on the first night. I remember him making several terrible jokes and just wishing he would keep his pretty mouth shut. He seems a little too confident in himself, but not enough to bump him down on the list.

11. Derek

Derek is a filler. There is nothing wrong with him, but he will never win. He is the guy who makes it a few weeks on his gorgeous blue eyes, but then falls victim to the drama and goes home over a bachelor we all hate. I feel sorry for you Derek, you seem pretty great.

10. Christian

Sadly, Christian comes up a little short, but he should be used to that because he is only 5 feet 11 inches. I know for most girls that is tall, but anything under 6 foot is not really impressive. Looking back I remember Christian, but I don't love him. I think he might be a filler guy, too.

9. Chase

Breaking the top ten is impressive and so

are Chase's good looks, but I can't really remember much else about him other than him being funny and hot. He may not win, but I think he will make it pretty far.

8. Grant

My first impression of Grant was good. He is a firefighter, which is every girls dream fantasy, and he is a solid nine on the hot scale. But the more he talked the more I didn't trust him. He seemed kind of fake to me, so I will be keeping a close eye on him because I really don't want him to turn out to be a jerk.

7. Robby

I personally think Robby is really cute and who could disagree with those eyes? Robby didn't leave a huge impression after the first night, but I do remember he came out of the limo with a bottle of wine for JoJo, so he is placed pretty well on the list. He didn't try too hard and he was just a nice guy. I hope he stands out a little more in the next few episodes though. When I read his bio and he talked about wanting a big family, my love only grew for him. He needs to get JoJo's attention.

6. Ali

He started out weak but finished strong. He over-complimented JoJo in the beginning, but I'm going to blame that one on nerves. The only thing stronger than his eyebrow game is his piano game. Truthfully, the only reason he made it this far on the list was because he seemed so nice and his piano skills were really impressive. He made a impression on me, even if he isn't the hottest guy in the house this summer.

5. Alex

Alex made a very good impression on me before he got into the house, but he didn't sit well with the other guys because he was the first one to steal JoJo away for a private talk. He was that guy, but who cares because him and JoJo seemed to hit it off. He did push ups with her sitting on his back and they laughed a lot so I can see Alex making it pretty far.

4. Wells

Wells looks 100 percent better in a tux than he does in this photo, but the real reason he is at the top is because he brought a famous a cappella group to serenade JoJo. Hands down the best thing to ever come out of that limo!

3. James T.

James Taylor is my personal favorite. He came out of that limo singing and serenaded his way into my heart. He is also born and raised in Texas, which means he is perfect for JoJo. He is a country boy at heart and seems like the perfect match for me and JoJo, but mainly me.

2. Luke

He is the other hottie from Texas and made the best first impression ever. He came in riding on a real unicorn referencing JoJo's first impression last season. He is so precious and I think he will make it the the final four. The other guys better saddle up because Luke isn't messing around when it comes to finding his soul mate.

1. Jordan

Jordan is the number one bachelor this season for many reasons, including his amazing good looks, charming personality, and amazing connection with JoJo. Jordan was the winner of the first impression rose and honored with the first real kiss of the season. Most of the guys in the house don't like him, but I'm pretty sure that is all jealousy, because I love him. He is a former professional quarterback for the NFL and is looking for the girl he can spend the rest of his life with. He is ranked number one this season after night one and I can see him going all the way to the finale. Also, JoJo made a very nice comment about his butt, which is just another reason to love him and JoJo

I wish all the bachelors good luck, because some of them are going to need it. I have faith that the guys from Texas will do well. I am sure there will be plenty of surprises throughout the season, but I think my ranking is very honest. If you don't agree with me, its okay, because no one's opinion really matters but JoJo's. See you every Monday night folks! I hope you are ready for the drama and romance because this season looks like the best yet.