Remember when the idea of Donald Trump running for president was a joke? Don't you all just wish we could go back in time to when that was true and wake up from this horrible nightmare? I sure do. And I'm sure we have all, at this point, considered what a world with President Trump would look like. I now present to you the 12 reactions we all make (or should make) when we consider that very horrifyingly real possibility:

1. "I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

Uhhh... okay Donald.

2. "When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists... And some, I assume, are good people."

I just can't.

3. "Sorry, @Rosie [Rosie O'Donnell] is a mentally sick woman, a bully, a dummy, and, above all, a loser. Other than that she is just wonderful!"

How incredibly diplomatic of a presidential candidate.

4. "The point is, you can never be too greedy."

You just know Trump was that kid who stole your lunch money in elementary school.

5. "The beauty of me is that I'm very rich."

Cool story, Donald.

6. "Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States."

Just... no words.

7. "Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks."

Did you ever stop to consider that maybe they just wanted to have classic red cups and aren't actually waging a war against Christmas?

8. "It's freezing and snowing in New York -- we need global warming!"

Just like we need more crying babies on planes!

9. "My IQ is one of the highest -- and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault."

Have I mentioned that he's humble too?

10. "I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks."

Cringe-worthy AF.

11. "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me -- consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

Make it stop.

12. "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don't go into government."

Preaching to the choir, Donald. God (or whatever you believe in) help us all if this man becomes our president.