12 Things English Majors Know To Be True

12 Things English Majors Know To Be True

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Each time I say that I am an English major, I am met with virtually the same response each and every time. However, when I meet another English major, I immediately want to be best friends, as we have so much in common. Here is a list of things that we *bookish* people can relate to. (Yes, the pun was intended. Enjoy!

1) You are always asked what your favorite book/ who your favorite author is.

I should have this tattooed on my body for the world to see. I have far too many favorite books and authors that I like to pick just one. Like books, I have chapters tha (Although right now, I am LOVING anything by Emily Giffin.)

2) Your favorite class consists of less than twenty people.

It was awkward on the first day because of the small size. However, once we all discovered how psycho we each were individually, we came together like buttah.

3) You get slightly offended when another professor corrects your work.

I know that for me, it was just a few weeks ago when my Geology professor corrected a story I had written for her class. I thought that using Hurricane Katrina as a metaphor for adversity and the spirit of New Orleans was a good thing. Her? Not so much.

4) Reading is your homework most of the time, and you love every second of it.

One of the coolest things that I have discovered about being an English major is actually getting to immerse myself in literature completely. I love that I get to read forty pages of a novel or play for homework.

5) No, we don't all love Shakespeare.

I like Willy boy to an extent, but some of his work makes me want to do something crazy, like vote for Trump.

6) Puns are a second language.

My friends try to annoy me with their bad bird puns all of the time, but toucan play that game. My pun game is so strong, it's not even punny.

7) Listening and or reading other people's grammar is like a rollercoaster from hell.

See: cash me ousside girl. She has five million followers from a phrase that essentially means that she wants to choke a b***h.

8) You read with a highlighter or pen in hand, even if just for pleasure reading.

I never want to forget things, whether they be tidbits of life advice, or really beautiful things that I would not have thought about.

9) Your vocabulary is extensive.

I was recently on the phone with my cousin and used the word "serendipitously," and she had no idea what that meant. It is funny to catch people of guard with the amount of words that you can use.

10) You hate when people generalize English majors as a "bunch of liberals."

I know many liberal English majors, but there are also a good bit of conservative ones, too. It's all cool, we put our differences aside and read, and it's something that the world could really do right now.

11) People are genuinely shocked when they realize that English majors want to do more than write or teach.

Some of my best friends want to go to law school. If Elle Woods can get into Harvard with a fashion degree, then they can and do anything they want to with an English degree. They are true B.A.s (I said that my pun game was strong, right?)

12) You would not change anything about your major.

Being an English major is establishing a new connection with people, places, and things, otherwise known as nouns. It has allowed me to see the world from a new perspective, and I am eternally grateful for said perspective.

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How to Become a Social Media Expert?

Simple steps to becoming a social media guru

With the advent of the Internet, the world is becoming digitalized at a rapid pace. Out of several aspects of the Internet, social media interaction is one of the most useful & widespread applications used by people across the globe. Social media is one of the most influential innovations of the Internet that helps individuals from across the corners of the world to reach out and interact with other people through the social media. 

In addition to interacting with other people worldwide, social media is also immensely useful for the online businesses in reaching out to the target audience in an effective manner. Social media is a very important aspect of Digital Marketing towards creating effective brand awareness. With the presence of several effective social media platforms like the Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and others, the online business ventures are able to gather ample attention from the target audience in an effective manner. As such, social media is becoming increasingly important for the brands out there towards engaging with the target audience effectively. 

Role of the Social Media Expert

Wish to climb the ladders to success by becoming a social media expert? Social media expert is a specialist in the field of social media marketing who is well-versed with the inside & out of social media marketing & its importance for the online businesses out there. A social media expert is well aware of the basics of social media marketing and how to convince the customers on different social media. 

To be able to succeed in the field of running an online business, it is important to be in touch with a professional social media expert. Right from the presence of in-depth knowledge to the relevant expertise in the given field, here are some of the important ways of being an effective social media expert in an effortless manner:

· Proper Theoretical Knowledge: To be a social media expert, having in-depth knowledge about the basic concepts of social media & its marketing techniques is of the utmost importance. For developing proper theoretical knowledge about social media marketing, one of the best ways is to go through a lot of guides and how-to posts on the leading online sites. By being well-aware of the terminologies and strategies involved with effective social media marketing, nothing can stop you from being a successful social media expert. 

· Learning the Art of Automation: Another important tip for becoming a professional social media guru is learning the art of automation. If you are inexperienced in social media marketing, you would choose to manually draft the different social media updates or to selectively automate particular tasks. However, if you wish to be a true social media guru, then you must learn automating each & every aspect of social media possible out there. There are several examples of automation that can be adopted by the social media guru. Here are some of them:

1. Automatic re-tweeting

2. Automatic following of people back as they would follow you

3. Automatic mentioning

4. Automatic direct messages & automated posts from other social media blogs

5. Automated posting to LinkedIn from some other network

By practicing these automation techniques, you are able to save ample time & energy towards becoming a pro at social media marketing.

· Try Buying Reputation: To be a famous, professional social marketing expert, it is important to hold a great reputation amongst maximum people out there. When you have a trustworthy reputation amongst the online groups, there are higher chances of achieving the desired success for your online business. Though you might consider building a reliable reputation to be a daunting task, it is pretty simple to achieve the same. 

By increasing your number of followers on the different social media platforms like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, LinkedIn, and others, you can establish a strong connection of high reliability and increased reputation amongst your target audience. There are several effective ways of increasing your overall follower base. There are several leading social media marketing service providers out there that tend to increase the fan base by paying out lucrative cash prizes or some additional services upon following them. You can try out the same for yourself to get more number of followers on different social media platforms. 

· Post High-Quality Content: If you wish to be a successful social media expert, then you need to develop the trust of the audience out there. Effective content marketing is considered to be one of the most successful ways of giving a boost to your social media presence. When you post high-quality content on different social media platforms, the readers out there start acknowledging you as a reliable brand. By posting high-quality, informative content on the social media channels, you can make grounds for retaining them for a longer duration towards reading your content and accessing the services offered by your online business. 

Content marketing on different social media channels can help you leverage the benefits offered by the powerful network of different social media platforms like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, LinkedIn, and others to enhance your overall social media presence. While doing effective content marketing for enhancing your social image, it is essential to be active towards replying to your audience on a regular basis. Moreover, it is also recommended to keep posting your content on a frequent basis to keep up the active interest of your target audience.

· Offer Content with Some Value: Though you might be posting some high-quality content, if you truly wish to retain your target customers for the longest period of time, it is important to post some content with great value. Content materials like e-books, webinars, or some other type of content can help you gain ample value over other social media influencers on the Internet. 

By posting such high-quality, informative, valuable content on the social media, you are able to earn bonus points by capturing some effective leads. As a result, the faster you are able to create an everlasting impression with smart content online, the more secure your overall social media platform is going to be. 

· Establish Connections with Other Experts: There are several people out there who have already excelled in the art of effective social media marketing through their professional presence. If you are starting out on becoming an expert on the social media platforms, it is essential to keep learning from the existing experts out there. Most of these experts have already gone through what it takes to be successful on the online medium. By learning effective tricks from them, you can walk on your own path to success as a social media expert.

If you wish to learn some important tricks from the leading social media experts out there, then it is important to establish a strong connection with the existing experts. You can do so by reaching out to them on their social media profiles and talking it out to them. Become friends with these influential people and you might pick up a few things that you might not have noticed or figured out on your own. By knowing them personally, you can contact them through any of the social media channels for getting effective tips, tricks, and hints in order to master the specific social media realm. 

· Attend Events: Though your online social media presence is vital to the overall success of your individual profile, it is equally important to establish some sort of offline presence as well. You can do this by attending some major events or meet-ups that are organized every now & then. By attending these events, you are able to meet people who are already involved in the social media industry and are excelling at it. Moreover, your overall appearance will go handy with the given status of being a social media expert. 

For ensuring the same, you should keep checking the websites displaying information about local events in your area. For instance, Twitter, Facebook, and Upcoming.org are some of the great places to start your journey. From these websites, you will be able to gather ample information with respect to befriending new as well as seasoned players in the given field. All of these resources can help you in achieving your dream of becoming a successful social media expert. 

Are you looking forward to becoming a successful social media expert? Learn from these helpful ways of becoming a social media influencer and an expert on the online medium.

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6 Ways To Eat Like A Queen At The College You Didn't Choose For Its Dining Halls

Nourish yourself — and make it taste great too!

In college, we’re trying to do a lot of things. Study, work, make friends, and, oh yeah, eat. I never believed my friends when they would say, “I just never have time to eat in college!” No time to eat? Preposterous!

Well, they were right. Being a student is time-consuming, and with so many new responsibilities, the task of eating can fall behind — until it's too late and your stomach is growling so you eat an entire box of Oreos.

So that’s why I’m writing this article. To remind myself, and maybe others too, how important food is. And I’m just talking about whether or not you’re eating healthy food, but food that you like, tastes good, gives you what you need, and is healthy to boot!

There are a few issues with eating in college, so I’m here to break them down for you. And the first is that oh-so-convenient fluorescent dining hall.

In my experience with colleges, not all dining halls are created equal. Before I chose to be at Western Washington University, I toured schools with dining halls to envy some restaurants. Ones with endless and diverse options, that were healthy and prepared right in front of you. They were spectacular.

But let me tell you: I did not choose Western for the food (at least not the food offered on campus).

Perhaps I was spoiled as a child with parents who not only cooked homemade meals every night, but ones that tasted good, were healthy and left me with the impression that food will always be this amazing. Well, here at the dining hall, food is a bit hit or miss. While they do have some things going for them (the French fries, oh my lord), eating every meal here will make you feel a little disappointed.

But, if you’re going to eat in the dining hall, here are some tips.

1. Take advantage of the salad bar not just by making a salad.

The salad bar is a great resource for salad, of course, but for other things too. Vegetables should be eaten frequently, and in fun and fresh ways so you don’t get bored. Put spinach in those pasta dishes they serve, or on your sandwich. Add slices of tomato to toast or pizza. And toss a combination of veggies with rice and a protein for a healthier comfort food option. Not only will you feel healthier, but you’ll probably feel more creative too as you experiment with vegetables in unimaginable ways.

2. Make the food your own.

Since they prepare the dishes for you, not everything in one meal is going to be appetizing all the time. So, feel free to mix and match! Chicken from one station, potatoes from another! If you get a burger, you can get a salad too! No one says you must eat what they set out for you. Try different things and find food you truly like to eat.

Money is not on our side when it comes to college. Paying for tuition, fees, housing, and books will leave most of us broke and in debt. But alas, food — particularly good food — costs money. So make the most of your dollar to fill yourself up!

3. Buy in bulk — or, really, not in bulk.

In college, we’re really only cooking for ourselves. And while we can EAT, we certainly don’t go through as much food as we used to at home when multiple people were eating off it. One solution I’ve found is to go to stores that provide bulk bins of items where I can get exactly how much I need. This is great for a recipe that requires a bunch of different items you don’t keep on hand. And while this would be expensive to do for families, for us college students it’s a great use of money. Buying fewer ingredients means less food going bad which means less wasted money.

4. If you’re a produce fan, try imperfect produce!

A friend of mine recently recommended this service to me. Every week (or every other week if you want), you get produce items shipped to you that have slight imperfections meaning it can’t be sold in stores. The cost is 30-50% what you pay in stores, meaning if you’re someone who spends a lot of your food budget on fruit and veggies, it’s worth it!

An awesome part of college is moving to a new city, with new food experiences! Going out to eat is a great social activity, and a good way to try new things. And to really optimize your restaurant experience, try these things.

5. Get a doggy bag.

To make the most of your dollar, take advantage of the to-go box. Then you can have a great meal twice! I was recently at a bakery that serves huge slices of cake that I never finish when the cashier told me she likes to cut the slice in half and put one half in a box before she even starts eating. How brilliant! Having this mentality in a meal will just make those microwave leftovers that much sweeter and you anticipate eating them another day. Have your cake and eat it too!

6. Eat local.

My last tip is important for many reasons: your health, the health of your community, and your enjoyment of food. Eat things that are local! When grocery shopping, find the local items and grab them up! Pay attention to restaurant menus and see if you can find out where they get their meat, bread, and even dairy items from. Order meals that include local ingredients. The food will be fresher and better tasting, it will help to support local farms as well as cut down on the fossil fuel usage to get your food to you. And for the love of God, don’t go to chain restaurants. Try new places in your new city!

Whatever you eat, make sure you love it! College is a hectic time and food should serve to nourish us and make us feel good, not be a stressful burden. Take time to really enjoy your next meal, trust me.

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