At parties, you meet a lot of new people. You meet different people with different personalities. Yet, they all seem to fall into one of these 11 categories. I know that you will read this and picture, in your head, the exact person who does these things at parties. So, go ahead, do it. Don’t feel bad. They do it to themselves.
1. The Loud One
This person has to sing every song at the top of their lungs. They say hi to everyone like they haven't seen anyone in a year and has missed them so much. Usually a female... sorry girls.
2. The Stoner.
The complete opposite of the loud one. You actually wonder if this person even has vocal cords or if all they are capable of doing is giggling. And, are their eyes open?
3. The Crier.
No one knows why they're crying. They don't even know why they cry. It has just become force of habit at this point.
4. The Sober One.
Might be the designated driver; might just be out of the party mood. Either way, this person always seems to be really irritated because everyone else is incoherently under the influence. This one describes me the best... Hi mom and dad :-)
5. The Fighter.
The most confrontational person you know. They have a hair-trigger temper and seems to not like anyone. Who still invites you places?
6. The Blacked-out One.
The party started 10 minutes ago and they've already lost motor skills. Everyone wonders how they've even made it here after the pre-game. You think they've actually been drunk since last weekend.
7. The Inseperable Best Friends.
They never leave each others side. They'd have fun if they were the only people at the party. If you want to hook-up with one, you're hooking up with both.
8. The one that falls asleep.
Smells a little like vomit. They're a mix of the blacked-out one and the stoner. That results in sleeping. Or maybe they're unconscious? Should we kick them or something?
9. The Unstoppable Beer Pong Team.
They've been on the table all night. They take everyone's money. That's pretty annoying, but you guys are kinda awesome.
10. The People That Should Probably Get a Room.
No words for you.
(Keepin' it PG)
11. The Girl That's "Drunk" After One Beer.
Go home.
