Living in a society that is so coffee-centric, it can be difficult to survive as a non-coffee drinker. Those who drink coffee are the majority, so the minority who don't are left out of the social and pop culture coffee craze. Whether it's because of dislike or choice, there are a few thoughts that all non-coffee lovers can definitely relate to.
1. Constantly being asked, "But have you tried *insert fancy coffee brand/store here*?"
No, I haven't, but I don't think a different label will change my mind about drinking coffee.
2. Being asked out for coffee and hoping the cafe sells tea or hot chocolate too.
Really anything other than coffee will do. At least they'll have water if all else fails.
3. Asking the cashier, "Does that drink have coffee in it?" just to be sure you don't have any unhappy surprises.
Nothing is worse than getting a sweet mixed drink and taking a big gulp, only to find out it secretly has coffee in it.
4. Having to wait for your coffee-drinking friends every morning on their daily caffeine run.
The line is so long, do you really need it? Yes? Ok, I guess I'll be waiting outside.
5. Getting looks from people like you're crazy when you politely decline an offer for coffee.
No matter how many times you ask me, "Are you sure you don't want any coffee?" the answer will still be no.
6. Not getting excited about Starbucks' newest seasonal flavored coffee drink.
Pumpkin spice latte? What's that
7. Waking up and getting ready for the day is easy and carefree.
Well, mornings aren't ever truly "easy," but relatively speaking, not being dependent on a liquid for energy is reassuring and liberating.
8. Thinking of all the money and time you save by not drinking coffee.
Um, how much does the average coffee drinker spend a year on coffee? Oh yeah, about $1,100. No, thank you!
9. Being asked, "But how do you function without coffee?" by anyone new who discovers you aren't a coffee drinker.
I wake up and start my day like any other person. I should be the one asking you, "How do you function knowing that on any given day, without coffee, you'll become the wicked witch from Grumpy Town?"
10. Never understanding the frustration of a misspelled name on a Starbucks coffee cup.
No coffee, no cup, no problem. What's the big deal anyways?
11. Coffee stains and burns are non-existent.
Yay for clean rugs, car seats, and clothes -- am I right?!
