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11 Things You Know If You're "One Of The Guys"

You're friends with guys, you're gone act like them.

Amanda Parker
Feb 06, 2017
Simpson University
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11 Things You Know If You're "One Of The Guys"
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1. Boys don't scare you

Swooning is not something that happens. Unless it is a Jonas Brother, you will not find me nervous to talk to a guy. They're humans too.

2. They fart in front of you and on you and waft it to you. Really it's a lot of farting.

It doesn't even phase me anymore. Burp, fart, tell me about your poop. I don't care.

3. Sometimes people think you're flirting even though you're not


Okay, this quote is her actually flirting, BUT... It's exactly what it's like trying to encourage your friends.

3/3 of my supervisors think I am dating my friends. All of them think I am dating a different friend.

4. Body odor is expected

Don't ever go into their room. First of all, you will run into their weird roommate that has a crush on you. Secondly, you won't be able to breathe. Two bad things. Just don't. They are gentlemen, they come to you.

5. You can hold your own when talking about sports

Okay, I might not know the blood type of the coaches brother's girlfriend's dog, but I understand what's going on and will make fun of you if your team is losing.

*If you support the wrong team, we cannot be friends.

6. Fart jokes are funny.


Girls aren't supposed to laugh at farts but how can you get away from the jokes when you hangout with so many guys?

7. You have honest opinions.

They tell you straight if you're being a jerk, if your shirt is not cute, if you smell bad. Really, guys don't sugar coat things. You'll never be confused on what they think.

8. There's always someone to take to date events

Don't suffer through FOMO when you could go to the fancy event wearing literally whatever you want because you're going with a friend. It'll probably be more fun with friends anyway.

9. There is nothing that is off limits

You want to do a face mask? Great, everyone does one. They want you to pop that weird pimple? Ya, sure. You saw a cute guy? All of a sudden you have a relationship counselor. You have cramps? Just tell them what kind of chocolate you want.

10. You have the protective brother you need

They know about all of the guys you're interested in and will tell you what they think. If someone's joke goes too far, they will let them know. They're the brother you didn't expect to have.

11. You're a little over confident

All the times you are the only girl there to make a decision really goes to your head. Trust me, I know.
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