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11 Stages Of Grocery Shopping On Your Own

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11 Stages Of Grocery Shopping On Your Own
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1. Spending more time selecting booze than any other grocery item (but nothing over 10 dollars, of course).

2. Wasting at least ten minutes looking at ice cream you should not eat and probably can’t afford.

3. Pretending to be healthy by filling your cart with fruits and vegetables you don't even like.

4. Getting exhausted with all the math you do to calculate the price of one of everything compared to a bunch of it.

5. Splurging on things like guacamole and tortilla chips.

6. Being yelled at by a (good) friend for not buying Halloween cookies.

7. Considering ordering dominoes for the next few weeks instead of grocery shopping.

8. Rarely shopping on your own (because grocery shopping is hard and it's more fun with your roommates).

9. Being irrationally irritated that you have to spend more money at the grocery store and go shopping AGAIN.

10. And also being irrationally upset when the cashier tells you that discount you thought was a thing wasn't really a thing.

11. Hating yourself when you realize how much money you just spent broke grocery shopping (and naturally declaring bankruptcy).

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