We have all had that guy use that line on us... and we walked away laughing. Jokes on you dude.
At one point or another, a girl has had a random guy come up to her and use some corny or horrible pick up line on them. Our natural instinct, or at least mine, is to walk away and quietly laugh to tell our friends. Here are a few pick up lines you might hear in the future...
1. You know what's beautiful? Read the first word.
2. Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
3. Did you die recently? 'Cause, girl, you look like an angel to me.
4. Can you touch me? I want to tell my friends I was touched by an angel.
5. I heard you're good at Algebra, can you replace my X without asking Y.
6. I'm no organ donor but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
7. I didn't really believe in love at first sight until I met you.
8. My friends bet me I can't talk to the prettiest girl in this place. Want to use their money to buy drinks?
9. Do you have a band aid? Because I scraped my knees falling for you.
10. You really should not wear makeup. You are messing with perfection.
11. Are you a radio? 'Cause, girl, you turn me on.
12. I'm afraid of the dark, will you sleep with me tonight?
13. I just got dumped, and I think you could make me feel better.
14. Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you are looking right.
15. Even the sun is jealous of the way you smile.
16. I thought happiness started with an H? Why does mine start with U?
17. Is your name WiFi? Because I am feeling a connection.
18. Are you related to Yoda? Because you are YODALICIOUS.
19. Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
20. If you were a fruit you would be a fineapple.
21. I want you to be my emergency contact.
22. Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
23. I'm not a photographer but can you and me be in it together?
24. Are you religious? Because you have answered all of my prayers.
25. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you I smile.
26. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
27. If I were a stop light, I'd turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
28. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
29. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
30. I seem to have lost my phone. Can I have your number?
31. I bet you play soccer, because you are a keeper.
32. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
33. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
34. I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?
35. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
36. I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.
37. Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.
38. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
39. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over it.
40. Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
41. I was blinded by your beauty... I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
42. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
43.I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.
44. My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.
45. Have you been to the doctor lately? 'Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me.
46.Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. I'll be your man.
47. Can I follow you home? 'Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
48. You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
49. Was your dad a boxer? 'Cause you're a knockout!
50. You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
51. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
52. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
53. I was wondering if you had an extra heart, mine seems to have been stolen.
54. If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
55. Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
56. Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
57. Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and...damn!
58. Is your dad a drug dealer? 'Cause you're so Dope!
59. Smoking is hazardous to your health...and baby, you're killing me!
60. There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.
61. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces,andaSentenceWithoutSpaces.
62. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
63. Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you 'cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
64. If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
65. You must be the cure for Alzheimer’s, because you’re unforgettable.
66. I’m in the mood for pizza...a pizza you, that is!
67. I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
68. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
69. I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
70. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
71. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
72. Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
73. You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
74. Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!
75. You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
76. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
77. If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
78. Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
79. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.
80. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
81. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
82. Are you lost, ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
83. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
84. Are you a campfire? 'Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
85. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
86. Hey, baby, you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
87. I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
88. When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
89. I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
90. Baby, I might not be Sriracha sauce but, I sure will spice up your life.
91. Are you Jewish? 'Cause you ISRAELI HOT.
92. You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad.
93. There's only one thing I want to change about you, and that's your last name.
94. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.
95. Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.
96. Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
97. No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
98. Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
99. If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
100. Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one from you.
101. Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.
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