Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. These are the two people that are causing an absolute frenzy in this country by running for President. Trump supporters hate Hillary and her supporters, and Hillary supporters hate Trump and his supporters. I am so sick of watching videos on Facebook about Trump and Hillary and all of the horrible things going on in their rallies, and all the things they've lied about.

I recently saw an article on on the Odyssey titled "100 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Hillary." After reading it, I laughed for a while then considered writing a counter-article about 100 things I would rather do than vote for Trump, but then I realized that I hate Hillary just as much as I hate Trump and there are many other things I would rather do than vote for either of them. Let's get one thing straight:

Hillary Clinton is a criminal and Donald Trump is an idiot.

Can we all agree on this? Instead of fighting each other over who is less stupid, can we all just come together to recognize the fact that this country is going to have a baboon as our president no matter what. So, I wouldn't really consider this a counter-article to "100 Things I Would Rather Do Than Vote For Hillary," but more of my addition to that list. Here are the 100 things I would rather do than vote for Hillary and Trump.

1. Never wear shoes ever again in my whole life.

2. Brush my teeth with pickle juice every day.

3. Walk on broken glass.

4. Use Flaming Hot Cheetos dust as lipstick.

5. Listen to Kanye West talk about himself.

6. Be a vegan.

7. Get every single topping on my sandwich at Subway.

8. Get my nose removed and look like Voldemort.

9. Lick the floor of a public bus.

10. Never eat cheese again.

11. Have the hiccups for the rest of my life.

12. Drink hot sauce in place of water.

13. Watch videos of people fighting on Twitter.

14. Only be able to stand on my head.

15. Wear platform flip flops every day for the rest of my life.

16. Lose one ear.

17. Hang out with Amber Rose for 5 minutes.

18. Only take cold showers.

19. Go to the Hunger Games.

20. Read "Twilight" every day.

21. Get my wisdom teeth removed every month.

22. Delete my Instagram.

23. Get dumped every single day.

24. Only be able to eat cottage cheese.

25. Live in the middle of a corn field.

26. Take the ACT again.

27. Constantly have a stuffy nose.

28. Always have smelly breath.

29. Be put in a wrestling ring with John Cena.

30. Have a cracked phone screen.

31. Watch to someone else's family members play a round of charades.

32. Watch paint dry.

33. Make a scrapbook of someone else's family trip to Niagara falls.

34. Have caffeine not exist.

35. Have dogs not exist.

36. Never mind, I take number 35 back.

37. Watch farmersonly.com commercials every single day.

38. Live in Area 51.

39. Go to space for the rest of my life; at least the President's new policies wouldn't affect me!

40. Vote for my neighbor's pet rat as president.

41. Only wear the color neon green.

42. Never cut my fingernails.

43. Eat my mattress for dinner.

44. Attempt to survive another Plague.

45. Constantly have it be 120 degrees outside.

46. Constantly have it be -120 degrees outside.

47. Have Scar from "The Lion King" as my brother.

48. Have knives be the only utensil I ever use again.

49. Have my house constantly smell like a microwave that someone heated up tuna in.

50. Be the Kardashian family publicist.

51. Be a foot doctor.

52. Only listen to heave metal music for the rest of my life.

53. Have a beard.

54. Put together a piece of furniture from Ikea with a 16-year-old girl.

55. Have Brad Pitt not exist.

56. Get a spray tan just like Trump's.

57. Pay for everything with change.

58. Never celebrate my birthday again.

59. Work at Chuck E. Cheese's.

60. Throw away my cell phone.

61. Have the Starbucks baristas never spell my name correctly ever again.

62. Always be a third wheel on dates every time I go out to eat.

63. Move into a new house every month.

64. Have a wagon be my only mode of transportation.

65. Have no toes.

66. Never wear deodorant.

67. Have no eyebrows.

68. Be Michelle Duggar and have 19 children.

69. Only wear denim for the rest of my life.

70. Constantly have sand stuck to my butt.

71. Live inside the lion enclosure at the zoo.

72. Be on a boy's high school football team.

73. Never vacuum my floor.

74. Never sleep on a mattress ever again.

75. Have it always be humid.

76. Third wheel a date with Kylie Jenner and Tyga.

77. Live in a zombie apocalypse.

78. Go back to the sixth grade.

79. Not have thumbs.

80. Be deathly allergic to sunlight.

81. Live alone in the middle of the desert.

82. Have tennis rackets as hands.

83. Have no toenails.

84. Sit through college orientation once a week.

85. Never be able to wear yoga pants or leggings ever again.

86. Dye my hair neon yellow.

87. Be Benjamin Button.

88. Be a polygamist.

89. Not have to think of 100 things I would rather do than vote for idiots, but here I am.

90. Not have stupid people running for president.

91. Have the "Harry Potter" franchise not exist.

92. Have a bob haircut.

93. Always feel nauseous.

94. Only be able to wear rompers for the rest of my life.

95. Drink laundry detergent.

96. Be a girl scout again.

97. Run everywhere.

98. Live inside an igloo with a penguin as my only friend.

99. Wear a fur coat every single day.

100. Go to the polls on election day and vote for someone who won't cause this country to erupt in war.