My sister CONSTANTLY wears my clothes. She takes them without asking. She asks to wear them and doesn't give them back. I can never find my own belongings because she has them or they are dirty from her wearing them. She wears everything from my dresses to my shoes to my jewelry, purses, and makeup. It's madness! I try to reason with her. I try to keep my things organized and from her, but nothing seems to work. I know that many other people deal with this same problem, so something needs to be done about it.
So how do you keep your sister from wearing your clothes? I have devised a foolproof list of ways to solve this problem.
1. Only wear really ugly clothes, so she won't want to wear your clothes.
Replace your entire wardrobe with the ugliest clothes that you can find. Heck, wear trash bags for clothes.
2. Cut holes in all of your pants and shirts.
3. Pick all of your favorite pieces out of your wardrobe, and wear them ALL THE TIME.
Never take them off. Ever. Then she can't take them from you, at least without a fight.
4. Gain a few hundred pounds so that your clothes no longer fit her.
5. Or, shrink all of your clothes in the dryer. You get a similar effect.
6. Move out. (Tip: don't invite her over, just visit her at home)
7. Color all of your clothing an absurd color (Ex. fluorescent green) or the color she dislikes most.
8. Pretend to call the cops on her when she takes something without asking.
Have one of your friends pretend to be a cop and pretend to arrest her for dramatic effect.
9. Stain your clothes in embarrassing places and with embarrassing colors.
10. Hire someone to stand guard over your room when you aren't home.
Now, this list of ideas is likely to keep your sister from taking your clothes. She probably won't touch your stuff or even want to. However, with all of these ideas, you still lose. In keeping her from wearing your clothes, you are also doing things like losing your nice clothes, spending a lot of money, or moving. So, maybe these aren't the best solutions. If anyone has any better ideas, let me know! The harsh reality is, sisters are sisters and the shoes fit so they wear them. But hey, we love them anyway.
