1. Your purse puts Mary Poppin's bag to shame. 
Whether it be tampons or Advil or snacks, you have it. Your bag seems like a bottomless pit because you're ready for everything, including the zombie apocalypse.
2. You're the designated caretaker.
If your friend is sick you basically force feed cough medicine to her. If she's going through a bad breakup, you hug her until she can hardly breathe. You never start driving until everyone is buckled up and you never leave there home until you're certain that they are safely inside. You know. Everything a mom would do.
3. You want to clean literally every mess you see.
It could be your friends room. It could be your town room. It could be the bathroom at a house having some random party. But if there is a mess you clean it and you clean it til the room sparkles.
4. You're also the group's therapist. Boyfriend drama? Family drama? Whatever it is, you've got the words to help them resolve the situation.
5. You make sure their homework is done before they do anything else. 
There is nothing worse than bombing a test or failing the course for that matter. But with your help, your friend is the star student.
6. You've heard "okay, mom" too many times to count.
You suggest doing something that they may not want to do. Their response is overflowing with attitude and an eye roll so dramatic it could move mountains.
7. Watching your friend do something stupid makes you cringe. 
Is having 911 on speed dial a thing?
8. You're always telling your friends to not get black out drunk. 
You're not a big fan of puke, so you're always reminding them to not drink everything in sight in order to avoid holding their hair away from the splash zone.
9. All hell breaks loose when you aren't around
It's like they forget how to function when you aren't there to monitor and mediate everything.
10. You're basically a superhero.
From knowing how to do laundry to getting the zipper unstuck on their jeans, your friends are flabbergasted at all the tasks you can do. But of course, this means they think you can do anything, which is far from the truth.
