Welp, you're desperately single, so why not join the Tinder world? All your friends are on it, and they seem to have fun with it. Why not join the crowd? Maybe you'll find someone who...nevermind, this will just be a fun distraction.
1. Make a profile, let the cute selfies begin!
...Except they have to be from Facebook.
2. Left, Left, Left.
An army march begins into the ugly sea of dudes. You question why your friends are even on this stupid app because these guys aren't cute at all.
3. Then just when you're feeling hopeless...."Oh, hello there, handsome!"
Well aren't you one tall drink of water? Swipe right :)
4. Then you realize you didn't match with him and you feel defeated.
Why? Just why?
5. Then you begin to lower your standards.
Eh, I guess I'll give him a shot since we matched...
6. Congratulations, you have a new match! Who?!
It was the hot one!!! WooHoo! Hey there, Matthew, 21.
7. Okay, well it was fun looking at you, bro.
Until he sends you this creepy pick up line like "Will you be my Tinderella?" Use something more original next time, dude. At least you matched with him though, right?
8. One picture?
On all of Facebook, you could only find one blurry picture of yourself to post on Tinder? Are you even a real person? Pass.
9. No! I meant to swipe right! Come back, come back!!!
I might as well just get rid of all my hopes and dreams of ever finding my own Channing, now. He's gone.
10. Okay, I'm sick of this app. I'm still single. Where my real-life men at?
I've got real things to do with my life...this is just sad.
Yet for some reason, we all go back and try again the next time we are bored out of our minds or feel lonely. Tinder is a vicious cycle of "let's just see what's out there" and "this is stupid." I'm not really sure what the mysterious factor is that always brings us back, but somehow it always does.
