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10 Things Everyone Encounters When Using A Public Bathroom

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Caitlyn Allison
Mar 21, 2016
University of New England
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10 Things Everyone Encounters When Using A Public Bathroom
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We all know the feeling of being too far away from home when duty calls. You try to ignore it but suddenly realize that it's time for you to brave the public restroom. Walking in, you question everything and hope for the best. Here are ten things everyone encounters in a public restroom.

1. The peek-a-boo game of finding a decent stall

To use the stall covered in toilet paper or the one that hasn't been flushed by its previous operator?

2. When there are no paper seat covers

You wipe the seat and pray for your buns.

3. When the seat is still warm

Who was just in here? How many butts have touched this seat?

4. When someone selects the stall next to you when there are plenty of open stalls

Did you want to hear me pee?

5. Turning the volume down on your phone so no one knows you're playing games or reading

(Don't lie. We all do it.)

6. Wondering who can hear you pooping

Potty shyness is a real dilemma.

7. When there is no toilet paper in your stall

Time to have that awkward convo with your toilet neighbor.

8. Time to flush and it's not an automatic toilet

Well I guess I'm going to karate kick this handle.

9. The automatic sink will not turn on

Am I invisible?

10. You made it out alive

You might feel a little gross, but you survived.

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