10 Things You Could Have Done In The Time Spent On Your Phone Before Bed

10 Things You Could Have Done In The Time Spent On Your Phone Before Bed

Read this on your computer as to not be hypocritical.
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We're all guilty of it. It's a bad habit, but it's one we do everyday. We are that meme of the person wrapped in a towel, laying on their bed for an hour. We do our best to not have it affect our ability to fall asleep, by turning on night-mode, and try to have it not infringe on our eight hours of sleep, but we don't always succeed. That Facebook promo, Instagram post, and our fantasy football line-up NEEDS to be checked at 12:30am. It becomes part of our daily night routine. So one night I decided to not check your status, your promo, or recently added photos, and thought about what one could do in this time slot instead.

1. Send an anonymous eggplant to someone.

My roommate freshman year sent her boyfriend a eggplant, with a personnalized message engraved into it, and I think its pure genius. Nothing says Happy Holidays than a delivered eggplant.

2. Run a mile.

Get your lazy ass up and go run that mile at one am. Reflecting vests are so in!!!

3. Write your memoir.

Your life is sick, and definetlty will be a New York Times best seller

4. Bake a cake.

Channel your inner Betty Crocker and find that tasty video you've been eyeing for a few days now. Food is always better after 12.

5. Watch Borat.

Truly a great comedy that I highly reccomend. If you're a night owl and plan on staying up for a few hours, Bruno and The Dictator are also great. You're welcome.

6. Play a game.

Knock on all your roommates doors until one of them comes out and screams at you. Yay for bonding time!

7. Take a ride on your apartment complexes elevator.

Nothing like those two am elevator rides, with the drunk stranger down the hall! Nothing like life advise from the drunkie accompanying you. Trust them they're "not saying this because [I'm] their drunk"

8. Learn how to play Bagpipes.

SPOILER ALERT: Boys, girls love a man who is tall, dark, and handsome, who also plays the bag pipes. Go woo your girl.

9. Revamp your linked in profile!

Your brain is of course functioning at it's best when you're half asleep. Go give that bio some attention, and show Morgan Stanley who you are.

10. Channel your inner Karate Kid.

Put that Black Belt to use. Your parents will love not getting their deposit back at the end of the year for the accidental whole in the wall.

Take everything I say like you take your tequila, with a grain of salt.

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Stop Saying 'Love Is Love' And Then Shame Me For Dating A Republican

"How can you date a Republican?!" Quite easily, actually.

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"And love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love." Other theater geeks like me probably also remember this quote from Lin-Manuel Miranda's Tony acceptance speech in 2016. Now, thanks to Lin-Manuel and his talent for catchy phrases, every time someone says "love is love," all I can think of is Lin-Manuel's emphatic cry for equality.

This cry is one that I support wholeheartedly. I think that you should be allowed to love whomever you choose and that you should do so without fear of hatred or scrutiny. If you are a guy who loves guys, great. If you are a girl who loves girls, great. If you are a girl who loves guys and girls, great. You are born a certain way with certain sexual preferences, and there is nothing wrong with that.

However, if you believe that people should be free to love anyone they choose, then, honey, you better start looking past gender.

Let me tell you a little story.

Recently, I had a conversation with one of my closest friends about my boyfriend of almost 11 months. Somehow (and I'm shocked that this hadn't come up before), my boyfriend's political preferences became the topic of conversation.

The conversation went something like this:

"Wait, so is Tom a Democrat or Republican?"

"He's a Republican."

"WHAT?! Are you serious?"

"Yep."

"How can you date a Republican?"

After that, I basically went on a five-minute rant about how at the end of the day, his political preferences only make up a small fraction of who he is as a person and that I am not so shallow that I would be deterred by something this trivial.

At our cores, Tom and I value the exact same things: compassion, knowledge, kindness, dedication, honesty, respect, and above all else, love. Tom loves me unconditionally and I give him that same love in return; honestly, what else could I ask for?

Tom and I do get in some political arguments from time to time, but we also agree on those issues that are most important to me: female reproductive rights, marriage equality, and support for survivors of sexual assault. All of those things are non-negotiables for me, and Tom understands that and possesses his own list of non-negotiables.

Before you ask, yep, he voted for Trump. Did that take me back at first? Yes. Did I struggle to understand what would compel a person to vote for him? Absolutely. Did that thought kind of terrify me at first? Hell yes.

But you know what? After I just sat and listened to Tom's reasoning as to why he voted for him and watched him delve deep into Trump's policies, I could understand why some would vote for him. And to tell the truth, once I fell in love with Tom, none of that mattered anymore. And what is sad is that people so often fall so deep into their own echo chambers nowadays, that they wouldn't even give someone with different beliefs their ear. Well, I'm damn glad I did because Tom is the most amazing person I've ever met and I fall more in love with him every day.

So to tie this all together with a pretty little bow, if you're going to go around and preach that love is love and that everyone should be free to love whom they choose, then that shouldn't change for me. Maybe you're a Democrat that would never date a Republican or maybe you're a Republican who would never date a Democrat; that's your choice. But we don't get to choose who we fall in love with (much to the dismay of my liberal family and friends). Just keep an open mind and who knows? Maybe you could find some absolutely epic happiness.

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I'm Not Voting, And Guess What, That Is OK

To all of the recent political endorsements by celebrities and Facebook posts telling me I should register to vote, I'm not voting.

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I am not the type of person to normally ever write a Facebook post related to politics, yet here I am dedicating a whole article to it. Or rather about voting itself, not my political affiliation. For the most part, I like to keep my political outlooks to myself instead of broadcasting them to all of my friends, family, coworkers, and that handful of people I do not actually know but I accepted their friend request anyway. Instead, I grace this group of people with animal videos because it doesn't cause any friction, the videos are always light-hearted, and there are already so many other people posting about the next election.

But tonight that changed. I saw a post about how people who do not vote should be fined. I do not know why this ignited something in me, but it did. I have no problem ignoring every other person telling me to register to vote or vote a hundred times on my feed, but charging me a fine for exercising my right crossed a line.

Quite frankly, I do not identify as a liberal democrat or conservative republican so I should not be subjected to vote for either. I choose not to vote because I do not support either side of the political spectrum and I do not think any of the candidates are true to what I want in the future of my country. There are some ideas I like from Democrats as well as some ideas I like from Republicans, but because of the political climate in recent years, the political parties are becoming more polarized than ever with their ideas, and instead of seeking a moderate stance, are becoming more extreme. I understand that voting is seen as a civic responsibility that comes with being a U.S. citizen, but I have the right to vote not the obligation to vote, and people should respect that decision.

Can you imagine amending the constitution to include penalties for not voting? Where is the democracy in forcing citizens to the ballots via scare tactics? I just do not want to be forced into voting or supporting something that I do not believe in. I will vote when there is a candidate that earns my vote and that I support instead of voting just to vote.

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