1. Setting your 'Discover' range to 100 Miles.
Everybody is looking for something, but seriously... 100 miles away?
2. Setting your 'Age' range all the way to 55+ years.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this one.
3. Lying about your age.
Glenn, we know you're not 27, you're not fooling anyone.
4. Lying about anything!
Catfishing is not cool.
5. Including your life story in your bio.
No one cares that you have 2 cats, broke your arm at age 4, and went to the Grand Canyon with your family last summer. No one.
6. Checking your matches every 5 minutes to see when they were last active.
But forreal:
7. Having a downright ridiculous bio to get attention when really you're just making yourself look like a complete A-hole.
Including that you screw on the first date, or that you already have a significant other is NOT going to make someone swipe right.
8. Swiping someone right who only has one picture... one questionable picture.
Don't do it. Just don't.
9. Putting your phone number/snapchat on your profile.
You do know that ANYONE could see that right? Stranger Danger.
10. Expecting to meet the love of your life.
Let's be real. It's Tinder.































