They say that "bigger is better." But, oh no! Have they got it wrong!
These "lovely lady lumps," according to Fergie, are actually not so lovely all the time...
1. You spend more money on bras than you do on a college tuition.
2. Flowy shirts make you look 800 times larger because your boobs pull the shirt out to China.
3. Backless dresses are always a no! And, going bra-less is most definitely a no.
4. Never being able to wear a strapless bra unless you want to keep pulling it up all day.
5. They say to always to take the stairs to be healthy. But, who are they kidding? The stairs are hazardous. You have to hold on tight . . . to your boobs, not the railing.
6. Either boys mistake my boobs for my face or they just like to look there when they talk to me.
7. You are hot! On fire, really! And, not because your boobs are so enticing, but because that is the first place you sweat.
8. When you try to tan at the beach, all you can see are your boobs, not the beach.
9. You always have a friend. Dare I say, crumbs.
